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   Message 119 of 698   
   Angel of HaShem/Messenger to Cardinal Chunder   
   Re: Is THIS Twonky's Finest Moment?   
   25 Aug 06 07:12:16   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.paranormal.crop-circles, sci.skeptic   
   From: twonky@mindspring.com   
      
   "Cardinal Chunder"  wrote in message   
   news:eckee9016c9@news4.newsguy.com...   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger wrote:   
   >> All hoaxers should "bite the dust". Dollar to a doughnut   
   >> at least 10%, of present global markings, would still   
   >> appear. And in fields, without their devil's foot path....   
   >   
   > An unprovable assertion.   
      
   Why doesn't Team Satan give us a, sworn on Satan's   
   name, moratorium? Tell all of those in their global cabal   
   to, "Retire your planks."   
      
   Then let's see what happens.....   
   >   
   >> How does one hoax a field without the devil's foot   
   >> path? From the air, using the technology of the angels,   
   >> of HaShem. It's a physical, and psychological, thing.   
   >   
   > So just because you can't figure out the trick, it must be space angels?   
      
   Can you figure it out?   
      
   It's angels that dwell in the Kingdom of HaShem......not space   
   aliens...   
      
   All the plank yankers have, is a "claim to fame", in a 40 minute   
   comedy, minus commercials. In none other than...well...you   
   know. No solid proof.   
      
   And oh yeah, I believe the very few, eye witnesses.....   
      
   One observed; "It went down like a wave of water."   
   Didn't have a camera handy, but got one from the house,   
   and took a picture, after the fact. And was accused of   
   plank yanking it, with some wanker friends.   
      
   Team Satan always shows markings on their site, after   
   the fact also. Never a diagram of; "This will be hoaxed   
   tomorrow night." How come....?   
      
   If they're so fucking good. Every marking that appears,   
   the diagram for that marking should be on the site, before   
   it's hoaxed....   
      
   Jim Schnabel, the founder of the original Team Satan web   
   site, quipped to his loyal readers, "Another marking appeared   
   last night."   
      
   Appeared!? Appeared means....not hoaxed, last night.....   
      
   It just....appeared.......like they are known to do.....   
      
   "Like a wave of water."   
      
   Scary, huh.....?   
      
   > I suggest you stay away from magic shows or your brain   
   > might prolapse.   
      
   I don't go to them. They come to me...   
      
   Your brain has turned to bone.....and melded with your skull...   
      
   You believe in magic, as fact. Unseen humans. Seen on TV.   
   That magic, makes them, unseen in the fields....hypothetically.   
      
   It's for rock solid bone heads, like you.....   
   >   
   > --   
   > "Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true.   
   > And by true, I mean false.   
      
   True for some. But false for others....   
      
   > It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies.   
      
   Hoaxers and their lies, are not entertaining. They are very insulting.   
   That's true....about their lies.....entertaning themselves....   
      
   > And in the end, isn't that the real truth?   
      
   Yes. For the deceived, by crop clowns, on TV.   
      
   >The answer is: No."   
      
   In Team Satan refusing to give a live demonstration.....   
      
   In a field other than their bitter staple of a wheat fields,   
   with tramlines. Boring.....!   
      
   Live demo in a field of oats, or corn, millet, oil seed rape,   
   soybean ...etc....   
      
   Markings appear in all of those.....we'll pick one....   
      
   Most with no devil's foot path....especially the fields in the U.S....   
      
   Oh yeah. The floor lay has to be woven throughout. In different   
   directions. In wheat, without the devil's footpath.   
      
   I can see it now, a parade of hot air balloons.....   
      
   So a stipulation. The live demo will be held on a day, windy   
   enough, to ground all hot air balloons.....   
      
   ~>   
   Twonky...   
      
   "Why go to New Zealand, hoaxers? Oh, NBC took you   
   there. Why? There are plenty of fields in your own backyard."   
      
   I see. To be unseen. For the brain dead. Cheering on the   
   wankers, of plank yank & stomp, in their crop clown show.   
      
   But NOT seen, in a live demo....   
      
   Stop motion; "Use the marker, and mark your place before   
   you go to the, Porta-Loo."   
      
   One stop, can be the time it takes, to do that....   
      
   And more. In other words....cheating....   
      
   That's why, a live demonstration, is warranted.....   
      
   Got the balls.......?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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