XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.atheism
XPost: alt.paranormal.crop-circles, sci.skeptic
From: cc@foo.no.spam.xyzabcfghllaa.com
Angel of HaShem/Messenger wrote:
> "Cardinal Chunder" wrote in message
> news:eckee9016c9@news4.newsguy.com...
>> Angel of HaShem/Messenger wrote:
>>> All hoaxers should "bite the dust". Dollar to a doughnut
>>> at least 10%, of present global markings, would still
>>> appear. And in fields, without their devil's foot path....
>> An unprovable assertion.
>
> Why doesn't Team Satan give us a, sworn on Satan's
> name, moratorium? Tell all of those in their global cabal
> to, "Retire your planks."
Assuming you mean crop circle makers, how do you possibly think that
every single crop circle maker in the world is should verifiably stop
just to test your own insane assertion? Even if you herded every single
known circle maker into a stadium, you couldn't say for sure that no
others were out there.
As stated previously it is unprovable.
You may as well assert that Tapdancing Jesus will appear if all violin
players in the world simultaneously stand on a box.
> Then let's see what happens.....
>>> How does one hoax a field without the devil's foot
>>> path? From the air, using the technology of the angels,
>>> of HaShem. It's a physical, and psychological, thing.
>> So just because you can't figure out the trick, it must be space angels?
>
> Can you figure it out?
I figured it out a long time ago. You are batshit insane.
> It's angels that dwell in the Kingdom of HaShem......not space
> aliens...
Oh right - Kingdom of HaShem... Another unprovable assertion.
And besides you're wrong. It was Munchkins who cause crop circles.
Magical Munchkins make crop circles because it pleases Merlin the Happy
Cat. Who is Merlin the Happy Cat? Why only the happiest cat in the whole
of Munchkinland of course!
Prove it wasn't.
> One observed; "It went down like a wave of water."
> Didn't have a camera handy, but got one from the house,
> and took a picture, after the fact. And was accused of
> plank yanking it, with some wanker friends.
Oh imagine that. Didn't have a camera handy until afterwards.
> Team Satan always shows markings on their site, after
> the fact also. Never a diagram of; "This will be hoaxed
> tomorrow night." How come....?
Funny, you believe someone who claims the circle was formed "like a wave
of water" without proof, but DON'T believe crop circle makers who've
provided ample proof of how to make circles.
> If they're so fucking good. Every marking that appears,
> the diagram for that marking should be on the site, before
> it's hoaxed....
Yeah, and magicians should tell you exactly what they're going to do
before they do it. After all, nothing beats knowing in advance what's
going to happen. Of course sometimes magicians do tell you what they're
going to do and then confound you by doing something different and
unexpected.
Imagine that, people sometimes don't want to spoil the surprise.
>> I suggest you stay away from magic shows or your brain
>> might prolapse.
>
> I don't go to them. They come to me...
>
> Your brain has turned to bone.....and melded with your skull...
>
> You believe in magic, as fact. Unseen humans. Seen on TV.
> That magic, makes them, unseen in the fields....hypothetically.
Brain parse not so good.
> It's for rock solid bone heads, like you.....
It is a fairly simple concept to grasp, even for a delusional kook.
Crop circles are easy for humans to produce. Humans have been doing them
for years and are very good at doing them. Tools such as torches,
planks, bits of paper, lengths of string, GPS make even sophisticated
designs possible. Humans even do them on commission. Humans have even
video taped, photographed and documented themselves doing them.
Therefore it is pretty safe and reasonable to assume that humans have
been responsible for all crop circles that exhibit a pattern, design or
symmetry, especially when there is no evidence to the contrary.
If you think different then merely provide valid evidence that says
otherwise. Hearsay isn't evidence. Your own delusions are not evidence.
>> --
>> "Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true.
>> And by true, I mean false.
>
> True for some. But false for others....
>
>> It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies.
>
> Hoaxers and their lies, are not entertaining. They are very insulting.
> That's true....about their lies.....entertaning themselves....
>
>> And in the end, isn't that the real truth?
>
> Yes. For the deceived, by crop clowns, on TV.
>
>> The answer is: No."
Imagine deconstructing a quote from a popular cartoon. Fucking kook.
> In Team Satan refusing to give a live demonstration.....
Circle makers have frequently allowed news crews & documentary makers to
watch, do your assertion is bizarre and outright wrong.
Of course you want them to personally give you a demonstration. Since
there's nothing even slightly disturbing about standing in the middle of
nowhere with a psychotic.
Admit it, you're this nutball:
http://www.circlemakers.org/satisfied.mp3
--
"Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is
true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining
lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No."
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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