XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.paranormal.crop-circles, sci.skeptic   
   From: twonky@mindspring.com   
      
   "Cardinal Chunder"  wrote in message   
   news:ecmopk1u1r@news3.newsguy.com...   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger wrote:   
   >> "Cardinal Chunder"  wrote in message   
   >> news:eckee9016c9@news4.newsguy.com...   
   >>> Angel of HaShem/Messenger wrote:   
   >>>> All hoaxers should "bite the dust". Dollar to a doughnut   
   >>>> at least 10%, of present global markings, would still   
   >>>> appear. And in fields, without their devil's foot path....   
   >>> An unprovable assertion.   
   >>   
   >> Why doesn't Team Satan give us a, sworn on Satan's   
   >> name, moratorium? Tell all of those in their global cabal   
   >> to, "Retire your planks."   
   >   
   > Assuming you mean crop circle makers, how do you possibly think that every   
   > single crop circle maker in the world is should verifiably stop just to   
   > test your own insane assertion?   
      
   I'd rather be an insane genius than an inane sane, idiot...   
      
   They are members of Team Satan. They communicate...   
      
   > Even if you herded every single  known circle maker into a stadium, you   
   > couldn't say for sure that no  others were out there.   
      
   And if markings appear in fields other than tramlined wheat.   
   Those don't belong to Team Satan, nor the global teams, of   
   Team Satan....   
      
   Just Team Satan. 3/4 members....for a live demonstration....   
   >   
   > As stated previously it is unprovable.   
      
   Not if hoaxers go it alone without their Satanic sugar daddy,   
   stopping and starting, their plank yanking...   
   >   
   > You may as well assert that Tapdancing Jesus will appear if all violin   
   > players in the world simultaneously stand on a box.   
      
   You're a half ass of an ass whole.....   
   >   
   >> Then let's see what happens.....   
   >>>> How does one hoax a field without the devil's foot   
   >>>> path? From the air, using the technology of the angels,   
   >>>> of HaShem. It's a physical, and psychological, thing.   
   >>> So just because you can't figure out the trick, it must be space angels?   
   >>   
   >> Can you figure it out?   
   >   
   > I figured it out a long time ago. You are batshit insane.   
      
   Why. Because I believe in a Creator of Creation...?   
   >   
   >> It's angels that dwell in the Kingdom of HaShem......not space   
   >> aliens...   
   >   
   > Oh right - Kingdom of HaShem... Another unprovable assertion.   
      
   It is written...   
      
   1500 cubic miles in size.......   
   >   
   > And besides you're wrong. It was Munchkins who cause crop circles.   
      
   So you're wrong also...   
      
   > Magical Munchkins make crop circles because it pleases Merlin the Happy   
   > Cat. Who is Merlin the Happy Cat? Why only the happiest cat in the whole   
   > of Munchkinland of course!   
   >   
   > Prove it wasn't.   
      
   Hoaxers prove that to you. In their seen to be, unseen, crop   
   clown shows....   
   >   
   >> One observed; "It went down like a wave of water."   
   >> Didn't have a camera handy, but got one from the house,   
   >> and took a picture, after the fact. And was accused of   
   >> plank yanking it, with some wanker friends.   
   >   
   > Oh imagine that. Didn't have a camera handy until afterwards.   
      
   He was a farmer. What would he be doing with a camera.....   
   >   
   >> Team Satan always shows markings on their site, after   
   >> the fact also. Never a diagram of; "This will be hoaxed   
   >> tomorrow night." How come....?   
   >   
   > Funny, you believe someone who claims the circle was formed "like a wave   
   > of water" without proof, but DON'T believe crop circle makers who've   
   > provided ample proof of how to make circles.   
      
   Boy...are you fucked. All tied up with string in wheat fields with   
   tramlines.   
      
   And they accused him of using that method. When he actually   
   saw it forming. I believe him....sorry....   
   >   
   >> If they're so fucking good. Every marking that appears,   
   >> the diagram for that marking should be on the site, before   
   >> it's hoaxed....   
   >   
   > Yeah, and magicians should tell you exactly what they're going to do   
   > before they do it.   
      
   We see how they do it. With a piece of string, secured to a plank.   
   A yank on the plank, and a stomp. Repeat for four hours.....   
      
   > After all, nothing beats knowing in advance what's  going to happen. Of   
   > course sometimes magicians do tell you what they're going to do and then   
   > confound you by doing something different and unexpected.   
      
   They are not fucking magicians. They are snakes in wheat only.   
      
   You do believe in magical hypothetical unseen  hoaxers, HUHs, huh?   
   >   
   > Imagine that, people sometimes don't want to spoil the surprise.   
      
   It's verifying the surprise to show the diagrams. Before they hoax it.   
   They don' have to give the location, nor the date.....   
      
   And you think that's asking too much. Stop blowing them...   
   >   
   >>> I suggest you stay away from magic shows or your brain   
   >>> might prolapse.   
   >>   
   >> I don't go to them. They come to me...   
   >>   
   >> Your brain has turned to bone.....and melded with your skull...   
   >>   
   >> You believe in magic, as fact. Unseen humans. Seen on TV.   
   >> That magic, makes them, unseen in the fields....hypothetically.   
   >   
   > Brain parse not so good.   
      
   What do you know about having a brain. That can reason...   
   >   
   >> It's for rock solid bone heads, like you.....   
   >   
   > It is a fairly simple concept to grasp, even for a delusional kook.   
      
   Like you....   
      
   It's not simple enough. It's a convoluted gaggle of human feet   
   and mechanical tools of fools.....   
      
   Appearing out of thin air, is simple enough....   
   >   
   > Crop circles are easy for humans to produce. Humans have been doing them   
   > for years and are very good at doing them. Tools such as torches, planks,   
   > bits of paper, lengths of string, GPS make even sophisticated designs   
   > possible. Humans even do them on commission. Humans have even video taped,   
   > photographed and documented themselves doing them.   
      
   No garden rollers?   
      
   And, how do they make the 'grapeshots.' Small circles between   
   tramlines. Bower and Chorley claimed they jumped when asked   
   how, in their interview. Well....they would have had to jump 20   
    feet, with an 11 foot arc, from a standing position, and back....   
      
   Do you believe them? I'll bet, yes.......   
      
   The Wessex Skeptics had to use staging, to make a grapeshot in   
   their demo. They carried step ladders a long planks onto the field.   
   They also used garden rollers....   
      
   Look bozo. Your hoaxers claim to fame is using the tools of the   
   two fools..   
      
   9/91   
   "THE TWO MEN WHO CONNED THE WORLD."   
      
   Made all the markings in England since 1978. And are now   
   retiring.   
      
   Their international demo was pathetic. A piece of string.   
   A wooden plank, and a wire loop hanging from a visor   
   on a baseball cap. To sight distant objects. That's it...!   
      
   They almost drppoed dead. Stopping and wiping their   
   sweaty brow....   
      
   One of them, on his death bed, confessed that he and his   
   partner didn't make any of the markings. Accounts for   
   nothing.   
      
   But it does for me....   
      
      
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