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   Cardinal Chunder to should they do it another way just    
   Re: Is THIS Twonky's Finest Moment? (1/3   
   29 Aug 06 19:10:25   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.paranormal.crop-circles, sci.skeptic   
   From: cc@foo.no.spam.xyzabcfghllaa.com   
      
   Angel of HaShem/Messenger wrote:   
   > "Cardinal Chunder"  wrote in message   
   > news:ecs3np09mr@news1.newsguy.com...   
   >> Angel of HaShem/Messenger wrote:   
   >>> "Cardinal Chunder"  wrote in message   
   >>> news:ecmopk1u1r@news3.newsguy.com...   
   >>>> Angel of HaShem/Messenger wrote:   
   >>>>> "Cardinal Chunder"  wrote in message   
   >>>>> news:eckee9016c9@news4.newsguy.com...   
   >>>>>> Angel of HaShem/Messenger wrote:   
   >>>>>>> All hoaxers should "bite the dust". Dollar to a doughnut   
   >>>>>>> at least 10%, of present global markings, would still   
   >>>>>>> appear. And in fields, without their devil's foot path....   
   >>>>>> An unprovable assertion.   
   >>>>> Why doesn't Team Satan give us a, sworn on Satan's   
   >>>>> name, moratorium? Tell all of those in their global cabal   
   >>>>> to, "Retire your planks."   
   >>>> Assuming you mean crop circle makers, how do you possibly think that   
   >>>> every   
   >>>> single crop circle maker in the world is should verifiably stop just to   
   >>>> test your own insane assertion?   
   >>> I'd rather be an insane genius than an inane sane, idiot...   
   >> If you're a genius, you sure keep it well hidden. The insanity part is   
   >> pretty obvious.   
   >   
   > Are  you too stupid to understand hybridization of our species...?   
      
   Cite evidence for this assertion please and what relevance it has to   
   your sanity.   
      
   Come to think of it, it does shed light on your sanity, but not a   
   favourable light.   
      
   >>> They are members of Team Satan. They communicate...   
   >> I see. So now you're merely asserting a shadowy, world-wide, exclusive   
   >> cabal of crop circle makers.   
   >   
   > It's true. They admit it.....a global cabal....   
   >   
   > I didn't make it up. I'm going back to the originator of Team Satan....   
   > Circa 1989....   
      
   Cite evidence for this please. Please explain how it is totally and   
   utterly impossible for a bunch of guys to walk into a field and stamp   
   corn down for the sheer hell of it without being part of this cabal.   
      
   >>>> Even if you herded every single  known circle maker into a stadium, you   
   >>>> couldn't say for sure that no  others were out there.   
   >>> And if markings appear in fields other than tramlined wheat.   
   >>> Those don't belong to Team Satan, nor the global teams, of   
   >>> Team Satan....   
   >> Tram lines is the last refuge of your delusions isn't it?   
   >   
   > It's no delusion, you half ass. It's a fucking fact....   
   >   
   > You have tramlined wheat. I have alll the other fields...   
      
   So cite evidence of these crop circles.   
      
   >> Show us  pictures which you assert cannot possibly be done by humans.   
   >> Please ensure that these pictures are not cropped and sufficiently   
   >> detailed so we might see the surrounding area, roads, tracks, walls etc.   
   >   
   > Go to a site that shows the markings. Type in 'crop markings' in a search   
   > engine. I'm sure you'll run across some....   
      
   It's your silly claim. Cite links to these crop circles that in your   
   opinion, with absolute certainty are not the work of human beings.   
      
   >>> Just Team Satan. 3/4 members....for a live demonstration....   
   >>>> As stated previously it is unprovable.   
   >>> Not if hoaxers go it alone without their Satanic sugar daddy,   
   >>> stopping and starting, their plank yanking...   
   >> And its still an unprovable assertion since its plainly nonsense to   
   >> suggest *all* crop circle makers are all part of some shadowy cabal, or   
   >> even any of them.   
   >   
   > They all are.....   
   >   
   > They have to be, because crop markings are a global thing....   
      
   You mean humans all around the world like laughing at gullible idiots? Wow.   
      
   >>>> You may as well assert that Tapdancing Jesus will appear if all violin   
   >>>> players in the world simultaneously stand on a box.   
   >>> You're a half ass of an ass whole.....   
   >> Your response says it all - trot out some demented pseudo-aphorism to try   
   >> and dodge the very obvious point that was being made.   
   >   
   > You're doing that......   
   >   
   > Look what you said....   
   >   
   > Bad analogy....you half ass......   
      
   Your continued evasion is noted. I made a claim as ludicrous as yours,   
   to demonstrate that just because someone asserts something doesn't make   
   it true. Especially without evidence or any reference to reality.   
      
   >> The point in plain language is this. It is easy to make up any ridiculous,   
   >> unfalsifiable bilge. My example was Tapdancing Jesus which almost but not   
   >> quite as silly as angels of HaShem.   
   >   
   > There is no Tapdancing Jesus. But there are angels of HaShem......   
   >>>>> Then let's see what happens.....   
   >>>>>>> How does one hoax a field without the devil's foot   
   >>>>>>> path? From the air, using the technology of the angels,   
   >>>>>>> of HaShem. It's a physical, and psychological, thing.   
   >>>>>> So just because you can't figure out the trick, it must be space   
   >>>>>> angels?   
   >>>>> Can you figure it out?   
   >>>> I figured it out a long time ago. You are batshit insane.   
   >>> Why. Because I believe in a Creator of Creation...?   
   >> No, you're batshit insane for asserting crop circles cannot be man made   
   >> when all the evidence overwhelmingly shows they are.   
   >   
   > Yeah...using PhotoShop....   
      
   What the hell are you babbling about now? Are you saying that all video   
   and still footage in TV shows, newspapers, websites and even those made   
   by crop circle investigators (i.e. fellow kooks) are photoshopped? What   
   has been photoshopped?   
      
   But later you claim that 90% of crop circles ARE made by humans. Make   
   your mind up please.   
      
   > I'm not saying that. I'm saying they do nothing but tramlined fields.   
   > In wheat only....so far.....   
   >   
   > I don't give a fuck about markings in tramlined fields. Hoaxers   
   > corrupted them....   
      
   So provide evidence of these other circles.   
      
   >> You're batshit insane  for ranting on and on about humans who make   
   >> crop circles for fun and  profit. You're batshit insane for asserting that   
   >> angels did it when you  have no evidence that they did and plenty to   
   >> the contrary.   
   >   
   > For tramlined wheat only. Don't you get it? You're pretty fucking thick.   
   > They don't hoax all that appear on the globe. There is another cause   
   > for the markings also....   
      
   So provide evidence of these other circles.   
      
   >>>>> It's angels that dwell in the Kingdom of HaShem......not space   
   >>>>> aliens...   
   >>>> Oh right - Kingdom of HaShem... Another unprovable assertion.   
   >>> It is written...   
   >>>   
   >>> 1500 cubic miles in size.......   
   >> Your point? It is also written that there is a place called Oz where   
   >> Munchkins live.   
   >   
   > Do you deny Koranic Muslims eXists?  They come straight from Scripture.   
   > Seed of Ishmael. A wild ass of man child. Spawned by an angel of HaShem,   
   > who does no good. Recombined the genes of the wild ass....   
   >   
   > Genesis 16.....   
   >   
   > HaShem is all about genetics and life. Mortal and immortal. And all   
   > of his legions of angels, are immortal.   
      
      
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