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   From: twonky@mindspring.com   
      
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   > Sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, little star."   
      
   Too bad you didn't take into consideration the meter of the song....   
   You should've emailed it to me for a "proof reading".....   
   >   
   > Twonky, Twonky, dressed in drag,   
   > He's a pedophile and fag.   
   >   
   > Skulking around playgrounds at night   
   > Twonky makes the children run with fright.   
   >   
   > Molesting little boys at night,   
   > That is Twonky's true delight.   
   >   
   > Twonky, Twonky, dressed in drag,   
   > He's a pedophile and fag.   
      
   Are you sure you're not reatarded....?   
      
   The song is 7 meter...those two are okay....   
      
   If you used " A pedophile and a fag."   
      
   It would have....flowed more smoothly..   
   The way you have it, is like hitting a cement wall.   
   >   
   > Skulking around playgrounds at night   
      
   8  meter...doesn't work...   
      
   "Skulking playgrounds in the night."   
      
   7 meter   
      
   That works....   
      
   > Twonky makes the children run with fright.   
      
   Whoa....9 meter...over the top.....   
      
   "Children run when he's in sight."   
      
   7 meter...   
   >   
   > Molesting little boys at night,   
      
   8 meter...coming down...   
      
   "Molesting young boys all night"   
      
   7 meter   
      
   > That is Twonky's true delight.   
      
   7 meter   
      
   You started out okay...but then you went to different meter....   
   Tough to read and sing....   
      
   See if I can help you out....   
      
   Twonky, Twonky, dressed in drag,   
   A pedophile and a fag.....   
      
   Skulking playgrounds every night...   
   Children run when he's in sight...   
      
   Molesting young boys all night,   
   That is Twonky's true delight.   
      
   Twinkle Twonky just for you...   
   This is easy, to sing through...   
      
   You're an asshole yes you are....   
   You think that you, are a star...   
      
   But you are one sad sick dope......   
   For you there is, no more hope.....   
      
   You think you are, very smart.......   
   But you show, you know, no art...   
      
   Unlike Twinkle Twonky's song....   
   You have yours all fucking wrong....   
      
   I'll end it there....I could go BIGkb....   
   > --   
   > "Twonky can't count to ten without fucking it up" -TimK   
      
   Recursive-0.012345678910....0....starts the count....   
      
   I count ten digits there. And the above, brings the whole   
   number...10....into eXistence....   
      
   So there. Take that...   
      
   Twinkle me up, anytime...   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)