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   Message 192 of 698   
   Angel of HaShem/Messenger to All   
   Hollow head spin....   
   06 Oct 06 15:01:00   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.paranormal.crop-circles   
   From: twonky@mindspring.com   
      
   "HVAC"  wrote in message   
   news:1160083016.567886.35450@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...   
   > ......And I am the puppeteer.   
      
   Why didn't you post to me. Instead of everybody else....?   
      
   Putting the spin on your fuck up, huh....?   
      
   You're like Patrick Duvall. He's running for governor in MA...   
   He's Spinning like a top.....   
      
   I cut the strings and gave you a smack on your hollow head.   
   It rang and reverberated like a camp bell....   
   >   
   > I must say that in the last few weeks I have played him like a tuna.   
      
   You play me on an instrument, you don't know how to play....   
   I played you on a bell. All I had to do was give it a few whacks....   
   and....ding dong....   
      
   "....last few weeks.....?" You mean, last few years......   
      
   Tuna too....?   
      
   I'm off the hook.....   
      
   Fishing is your forte. Like fucking a woman. Bass Masters is   
   where you get your education. And you're fishing for a way out   
   of your fuck up.....   
      
   You were straightened out by a sincere woman....   
   >   
   > It's so easy....He's not the brightest bulb on the tree.   
      
   A Christmas tree? They're all the same wattage...   
      
   You're not the brightest bulb in the pack......   
   >   
   > It's fun tho. Sort of like playing with one of those rubber   
   > dummy clown dolls with the sand base. When you dope-   
   > slapped the damm thing it would pop right back up for another   
   > dose. That's just like Twonky.   
   >   
   > A dummy clown doll.   
      
   They don't work like puppets....   
      
   You're even fucking that up....   
      
   Your spin is not working.....   
      
   You slowed down, stopped, and fell over.....   
   >   
   > BWAHAHAhahahahahahaha!!   
      
   Mad man laughing....   
      
   Does that mean you're going to knock off your dumbass bullshit?   
   And stop attacking me.....?   
      
   I don't think so. One thing is for sure. You're not going to use   
   the parody anymore.....!   
      
   Do what you have to do, and I'll do what I have to do, in   
   retaliation....   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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