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   Message 195 of 698   
   Angel of HaShem/Messenger to All   
   Re: Don't Twick Your Twonk   
   07 Oct 06 20:58:15   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.paranormal.crop-circles   
   From: twonky@mindspring.com   
      
   "HVAC"  wrote in message   
   news:1160127193.489022.252390@c28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...   
   Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast   
   invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.   
      
   Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure,   
   was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the   
   month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting   
   invalidated?"   
      
   "If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is   
   discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a h?aram   
   (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he   
   usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it   
   is a h?aram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said,   
   posting the reply on his website.   
      
   Another reader asked: "Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to   
   brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I   
   swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qad?a   
   (repent) for that day's fast?"   
      
   "If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth,   
   or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were   
   swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to   
   make (repent) of the fast," said Khameini.   
      
   'Drink water while standing'   
   On the website, Khameini also tells Iranians that only jockeys are   
   permitted to gamble on horse races.   
      
   He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman   
   only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man   
   conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after   
   getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A   
   reader asked.   
      
   "There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting   
   marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin,"   
   Khameini ruled.   
      
   The Iranian leader also told readers they were allowed to "to drink   
   water while standing" at nights. It was "not permissible" to take part   
   in meetings attended by both men and women, he told another reader.   
      
   "In Islam's view, rulers and governments exist just to serve people and   
   carry out works in the interest of the public and this is what God   
   demands us, as authorities, to fulfill," Khamenei was quoted Tuesday   
   telling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.   
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   What possessed you to post that....?   
      
   All I have to say is....   
      
      
   "Then they remembered that HaShem, the Almighty God,   
   is their rock and redeemer, and the Most High." (Ps 78:35)   
      
   Lucifer, thou hast said in thine heart, "I will exalt my throne,   
   above the throne of  God, my throne of a Supreme Being. I   
   will put myself beyond the stars. I will be like the Most High,   
   Almighty God." (Isaias...4:13)   
      
   Lucifer reached his heart felt desire, and goal......in this....   
   "Glorify the name of your Lord, the Most High, Benevolent,   
   Supreme, Mighty and Wise." (Allah 87.1)   
      
   The Goddamned asshole....! Not one Almighty in the Koran. A   
   stipulation for Lucifer, if he wanted to have his own bible and   
   brood, borne upon the Earth. And become their God.....   
      
   Fuck Islam. It's a morbid religion and has the devil for their.....   
   Mighty God....   
      
   They have been duped. By an angel of HaShem.....   
      
   An angel who does no good.....   
      
   I'll Twick my Twonk  And Allah and his primitive, rabid, wild   
   ass Arabs, can kiss my hybrid ass. And wipe it with pages from   
   the Koran....   
      
   Tissue paper, paper towels, toilet paper, ought to have verses from   
   the Koran printed on them.....   
      
   One roll of toilet paper could contain the entire Koran....   
      
   Read it, and wipe...   
      
   The Koran. The joke book on mankind.....   
      
   Like Team Satan. A bunch of pranksters. Playing a joke on   
   mankind. A lot of power involved in both. Power to keep you   
   evolved....stupid.....   
      
   The Satanic elite knows this stuff is true. You're not supposed   
   to have this knowledge. Because it would bring them in the light.   
      
   But hey...what do I know. I'm just a crackpot, kook, idiot, fag,   
   moron, and a messenger of a Creator nobody on the planet   
   believes eXists......beyond the stars....   
      
   Fuck ye all. The time will come when you have no choice, but   
   to acknowledge your Creator.....   
      
   ~>   
   Twonky...   
      
   The absence of light, there is no color. Makes one blind, as to   
   what is there....   
      
   The instance of light, there is all color, lets one see, as to what   
   is there....   
      
   The stars in Creation...   
      
   They are localized, light of great heat.....   
      
   Heaters for forming star systems. To create life.....   
      
   "The Earth, did not form, to be barren."   
   (HaShem)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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