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   Angel of HaShem/Messenger to TimK   
   Re: A lyric poem...just for me....   
   15 Oct 06 19:08:29   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.music, alt.paranormal.crop-circles, sci.skeptic   
   From: twonky@mindspring.com   
      
   "TimK"  wrote in message   
   news:VR9Yg.17990$fe2.10583@tornado.tampabay.rr.com...   
   >   
   > "Angel of HaShem/Messenger"  wrote in message   
   > news:Cx6Yg.11318$o71.8894@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...   
   >>   
   >> "TimK"  wrote in message   
   >> news:Hn6Yg.17973$fe2.8996@tornado.tampabay.rr.com...   
   >>>   
   >>> "Angel of HaShem/Messenger"  wrote in message   
   >>> news:yx5Yg.7032$Lv3.1124@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...   
   >>>> Recursive-0.012345678910....0....starts the count....   
   >>>   
   >>> I can just picture you as a child - the teacher asks you to count the   
   >>> building blocks on the table, pointing to each one.  Your index finger   
   >>> is in your nose so you begin, "zero."   
   >>   
   >> My middle finger.....   
   >   
   > heh, nice comeback!   
      
   No it wasn't. We have no middle finger....   
      
   There's a null thumb. A recursive fractorial function....   
   The Twonky equation.....0 = 0.01 = > 234 = + 1 = 5 > x2 = y > = 10....   
      
   Considerng that, I actually gave you my second finger.....   
      
   I used it because the entire world knows what it means as the middle   
   finger. Just like they know what evolution of the species, means..   
      
   Hey Tim. We are loaded with Neanderthal genes. You once told me;   
   "We have a very small amount."   
      
   I find out it's like, 99% Neanderthal & chimp....   
      
   We could have disappeared with the interbreeding of Cain...   
   Our missing link. His offspring were intelligent.   
      
   We appeared as smart Neanderthals. With Cain's cold blooded   
   murdering gene....amplified in the rabid, wild ass Arabs...   
      
   Cain tended the field. (Most likely wheat, to eat.) No tramlines...   
      
   Abel tended the herds of Lambs. (Most likely to be used for   
   clothing.)   
      
   They both brought an offering to HaShem...   
   HaShem chose Abel's.....   
      
   Cain got really pissed, I guess, and was flailing his arms and   
   jumping up and down screaming GODDAMN HIM, AND YOU   
   TOO! I HATE YOU GOD! I HATE THE BOTH OF OF YOU,   
   AND ABEL'S LAMBS TOO....! BAAAAA! BAAAAAAA!   
   BAAAAAAAA!!! NOISY MOTHER FUCKERS!! KEEP ME UP   
   ALL NIGHT!!! FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!! MY MOTHER AND   
   FATHER TOO, THEY NEGLECTED ME!!! THEY LOVE ABEL   
   MORE THAN ME. I FEEL LIKE KILLING HIM.....!!!   
      
   HaShem, essentially said; "Calm down kid, or that evil is going   
   to make you do something really stupid. And I suppose...it will   
   be, something like......ahhh.....ummm.....something evil......"   
      
   Cain deceived his brother in going into his field with him. He hit   
   Abel upside the head with a plank, and knocked him over. And   
   hit him again, and again, and again! Flattened his broken skull and   
   brains right into the ground. And stomped on them. Spilled his   
   brothers blood in the field.....   
      
   We don't do any of that shit. Because we are (a self-proclaimed,   
   civilized species), right Tim?   
      
   We didn't do any of that shit, when we were Neanderthals.....   
      
   More than you bargained for, huh TimK.....?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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