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   XPost: alt.paranormal.crop-circles, sci.skeptic   
   From: twonky@mindspring.com   
      
   "Angel of HaShem/Messenger"   
    wrote in   
   message news:txmem2$fca$d@gangrenous-big-boppers.org...   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger , the employee who   
   > values worthless objects, fabricated:   
   >   
   >> <<>>   
   >   
   >> I'm sorry....   
   >   
   >> I should have said "pushed over". I don't think one can "push"   
   >> OSR anywhere....at the ripe stage. I'm no plant biologist. Just   
   >> using what I've learned about it....   
   >   
   >> Pushing it over with a plank, causes the plank to 'scrape' the   
   >> stalks being plank wanked, with a plank yank, and a short   
   >> distance trample, on the same "clump", a few times.   
   >   
   >> I don't know if oilseed rape is planted in clumps. Or 'loosely'   
   >> seeded. That would make them very close together.   
   >   
   >> Do you believe OSR can be trampled without snapping the   
   >> stalks, and without scraping the flowers to pieces....?   
   >   
   >> R.S.V.P........   
   >   
   >> P.s.....   
   >   
   >> Harlow says you're a biologist. What 'field' of biology   
   >> do  you stomp upon.....?   
   >   
   >> Mine is a philosophy of biological angels.....+/-.....of   
   >> HaShem, being involved in our species origin. At the   
   >> behest of HaShem...   
   >   
   >> ~>   
   >> Twonky.....   
   >   
   >> Goddamn it....I'm going to talk about crop circles, on a   
   >> crop circle newsgroup....in any field I want....so there....   
   >>    
   >   
   >> "I think oilseed rape is going to be the hoaxer's downfall."   
   >> (Chaz)    
   >   
   >> Oilseed rape....   
   >> The defeat...of human feet...in fields other than...tramlined   
   >> fields...of wheat.   
   >   
   >> Tell that to the world FOX....   
   >   
   >> There are other types of grain you know. Markings appear   
   >> in those also....crazy Tim......   
   >   
   >   
   > [PROFILER = ON]   
      
   Should   
   I   
   post   
   like   
   this   
   from   
   now   
   on   
   .........?   
   >   
   > Start psychological profiling   
      
   Me too.......   
   >   
   > POSTER: Angel of HaShem/Messenger    
   >   
   > Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations   
   > =====================================================   
   >              Word Count: 200   
   >              Full Stops: 36   
   >            Exclamations: 0   
   >               Questions: 2   
   >         Total Sentences: 38   
   >              Long Words: 36   
   > Average Sentence Length: 5   
   > Percentage of Long Words: 18%   
   > ========================:   
   >       Gunning Fog Index: 9.20   
   >    Flesch-Kincaid Score: 4   
   >   
   > Analysing 8 keywords of 36:   
   >   
   > * anywhere   
   > * biologist   
   > * learned   
   > * Pushing   
   > * distance   
   > * trample   
   > * oilseed   
   > * planted   
   >   
   > 28 keywords will not be analysed.   
      
   What the fuck. Why not....?   
   >   
   > Performing Keyword Analysis:   
   >   
   > Keyword 1 of 36:   
   > * anywhere:   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger is susceptible to be afraid of making a   
   > mistake.   
   >   
   > Keyword 2 of 36:   
   > * biologist:   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:   
   >   
   >   * Obsessed   
   >   * Deranged and explosively self-destructive   
   >   * Schizophrenic   
   >   * Overbearing   
   >   * Antagonistic   
   >   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger is prone to exhibit exaggerated genuineness.   
   >   
   > Keyword 3 of 36:   
   > * learned:   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger is likely to experience difficulty breathing,   
   > chest pain, heartbeat sensations, nausea, and vomiting when asked to pay   
   > her share of the bill.   
   >   
   > Keyword 4 of 36:   
   > * Pushing:   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:   
   >   
   >   * Highly dogmatic   
   >   * Procrastinating   
   >   * Unappreciative   
   >   * Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias   
   >   * Evasive   
   >   
   > Expect Angel of HaShem/Messenger to be inclined to have a propensity to   
   > depression and nervous disorder.   
   >   
   > Keyword 5 of 36:   
   > * distance:   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger is likely to see an intolerable part of her   
   > own self in the outside world and to vigorously wage a campaign against   
   > it.   
   >   
   > Keyword 6 of 36:   
   > * trample:   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger is likely to have an intense fear of going   
   > crazy.   
   >   
   > Keyword 7 of 36:   
   > * oilseed:   
   > Expect Angel of HaShem/Messenger to be inclined to be excessively nice   
   > or critical on minor points.   
   >   
   > Keyword 8 of 36:   
   > * planted:   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger is predisposed to be afraid of making a   
   > mistake.   
   >   
   > *** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***   
   >   
   > *** ACRIMONIOUS CUNT ALERT ***   
   > ============================   
   >   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger writes in short, choppy sentences with an   
   > average sentence length of 5. This person is rasping, distasteful and   
   > unhelpful.   
   >   
   > *** Mental sloth indicators not measurable ***   
   > Calculation results are irregular. Additional input text is required to   
   > determine this attribute.   
   >   
   > *** IGNORANT PIG ALERT ***   
   > ==========================   
   >   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that   
   > of a child of age 4. This person is thick, unintelligent and   
   > unknowledgeable. This person is highly likely to have photo albums full   
   > of pictures of people with their faces cut out. Also expect Angel of   
   > HaShem/Messenger to use a coin to damage the paneling of cars parked in   
   > her reserved parking spot.   
   >   
   > *** MENTAL SLOTH ALERT ***   
   > ==========================   
   >   
   > Extraneous Periods: 75   
   >   
   > This person is unconvincing, perturbed and untrustworthy. Expect Angel   
   > of HaShem/Messenger to have pervasive and clearly maladaptive, abnormal   
   > behaviour patterns.   
   >   
   > *** Weak-mind indicators not measurable ***   
   > Calculation results are unconfirmed. Additional input text is required   
   > to determine this attribute.   
   >   
   > *** Scatterbrain indicators barely within tolerance ***   
   > Calculation results are insignificant. Additional input text is required   
   > to determine this attribute.   
   >   
   > *** Agitation indicators only just within tolerance ***   
   > Calculation results are variable. Additional input text is required to   
   > determine this attribute.   
   >   
   > *** NARCISSISTIC SELF-ABSORBTION ALERT ***   
   > ==========================================   
   >   
   > Angel of HaShem/Messenger referenced herself 9 times in 200 words.   
   >   
   > Detected the following overblown self-references:   
   >   
   > 1: I   
   > 2: I   
   > 3: I   
   > 4: I   
   > 5: I   
   > 6: I   
   > 7: I   
   > 8: I   
   > 9: I   
      
   Where's the.....0....?   
   >   
   > This person has an enduring, abnormal behaviour pattern of being   
   > overweening, imperious and immodest. Expect this person to exhibit   
   > exaggerated genuineness, as well as being likely to try various tactics   
   > to buy time to sort out her feelings. Additionally the person is   
   > emotionally unstable and immature. Psychoneurotic personality disorder   
   > is likely; she is prone to suffer severe depression and nervous   
   > breakdowns.   
   >   
   > Also analysing for disposition to exaggerate losses on insurance claims.   
   >   
   > *** Fastidiousness indicators not measurable ***   
      
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