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   Message 229 of 698   
   Angel of HaShem/Messenger to All   
   Re: There Is *No* God   
   08 Nov 06 04:17:51   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.paranormal.crop-circles   
   From: twonky@mindspring.com   
      
   "HVAC"  wrote in message   
   news:1162936774.436386.168060@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...   
   >   
   > "Angel of HaShem/Messenger"  wrote in message   
   > news:2U14h.3550$0r.1245@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...   
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   >> I'm going to have T shirts made and sold....   
   >   
   > I can't fucking wait for this.........................   
      
   I think it would be very telling. Maybe people would inquire about   
   the marking in oilseed rape.....   
      
   Or oats. Or corn. Or sorghum. Or tobacco, Or......etc....etc....   
   Any field that hoaxers were never seen in, on their crop clown   
   shows. Or have never claimed......   
      
   No live demo of their claimed talent. Which is, deception....   
   >   
   >> Each, showing a different marking in all the fields hoaxers   
   >> are never in. With a custom caption.   
   >   
   > Very expensive, custom designing each one .   
   > I think I'll stay away from buying this "stalk".........   
      
   Afraid to "bend" the stalk, at a 90 degree angle.....?   
   'Plank rollover', broken and bruised stalks, are very obvious.   
      
   You morons ignore the research into the stalks......   
      
   They're the guys and gals, that the rabid Jim Schnabel was   
   always trying to fuck up the fields, they were planning on   
   researching. He'd get to the marking first. And do his dirty....   
   ....no....his filthy work......   
   >   
   >> Like I'd pick. "Hoaxers Suck!" (Arched down, around the top   
   >> of the marking.)   
   >>   
   >> Bottom....arched up......   
   >>                Hoaxed?   
   >>           I Don't Think So!   
   >   
   > Well won't you just be the life of the party Twonky.   
      
   I have been. But I don't do much partying anymore.....   
   >   
   > Your groovy "crop-circle tee-shirt" would be accessorized with   
   > your orange retard hat, complete with ear flaps and chin-buckle.   
      
   You have a fetish about that......   
      
   You kinda scare me......   
   >   
   > Topping off the whole shebang will be your cool Patriot's jacket.   
      
   It's a warm Patriots jacket. For cold weather. And old. Just pulled   
   it out of the pile this week. How did you know? Do you see and hear   
   me in secret.....?   
   >   
   > There he is, ladies and gentlemen.....The one and only Twonky Da   
   > Honkey.   
      
   Thank you, Master of Ceremony, hollow head....   
      
   And let me say....   
      
   "Twonky Da Honkey."   
      
   Is better than Twonky da Donkey.......   
      
   Or Twonky da Wonky.....   
      
   I like, Twonky Tonk....   
      
   There was a time I gave people a, "Twonky Conk, Bonk Bonk   
   on the head...."   
      
   Consider that one.....   
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   > --   
   > "Twonky can't count to ten without fucking it up" -TimK   
      
   Hollow head can't count by tens.....   
      
   ~>   
   Twonky......   
      
   Hey....that PROFILER referred to me as, 'she/her'....   
   I'm flattered. Ain't too smart, is it.....   
      
   It said the naughty word....'cunt'. My diagnosis of PROFILER is, it   
   has a 'mouth' like hollow head's, and it lies a lot. A rabid, rambling,   
   'entity.' Mimicking it's programmer. It needs some serious help, Tim.   
      
   Twonky PROFILER - ON   
      
   TimK and hollow head Harlow are two half asses. Together they   
   make up.......yes.........you guessed it.......an ass whole......."   
      
   Twonky PROFILER - OFF   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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