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   From: XtremeTwonky@comcast.net   
      
   "Uncle Vic"  wrote in message   
   news:Xns98B08595474D9vicman@66.250.146.128...   
   > One fine day in alt.atheism, "Angel of HaShem/Messenger"   
   >  bloodied us up with this:   
   >   
   >> I have my air conditioner turned on to cool...   
   >>   
   >> Usually this time of year I'd have it covered up......   
   >>   
   >> It's 68 degrees...the flowers are blooming with the record   
   >> breaking warm weather we've been having.   
   >>   
   >> I'm going to pick some of those......   
   >>   
   >> I wouldn't be surprised to see the trees starting to grow   
   >> leaves. Oh yes I would....   
   >>   
   >> Oh well......it's early January. We could have the "Storm   
   >> of the Century." But I think the Mid West holds that record.   
   >> Killer snow storms.....   
   >>   
   >> Just push the Jet Stream back up to Canada. Either Almighty   
   >> God, or man, who is himself, a god......you can shove it.....   
   >>   
   >> Now all we need is some planet smashing earthquakes....   
   >>   
   >> Any record Tsunamis....?   
   >   
   > Don't worry.  Bush doesn't believe in global warming.   
      
   Which is it.....   
      
   Warming or cooling....?   
      
   Look at the Mid West....   
      
   Snow in the Middle East.....   
      
   Florida...   
      
   South Texas.....   
      
   Big time accumulations too......   
      
   A big dip in the Jet Stream.....   
      
   If the Jet Stream were moved North of Canada, we'd have   
   tropic weather....all over the U.S....   
      
   So would Canada.....   
      
   There goes Snow Sports.......   
      
   There's a Southern Jet Stream too......isn't there......   
      
   Let's fuck with both of them......   
      
   Make them cross each other on certain parts of the globe......   
   >   
   > --   
   > Uncle Vic   
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