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   "Hybrid Angel of HaShem/Messenger 0 to All   
   Re: Geoff Re: Twonky   
   10 Feb 07 04:19:18   
   
   y_wants_to_email_me   
   XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.paranormal.crop-circles, sci.skeptic   
      
   "HVAC"  wrote in message   
   news:1171037091.621981.238300@a75g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...   
   > "Geoff"  wrote in message   
   > news:LZWdnXKBN4o7yFbYnZ2dnUVZ_tWhnZ2d@giganews.com...   
   >>>   
   >>> "Oh! It was just a joke!" Like fuck....   
   >>>   
   >>> Who the fuck does he think he's talking too....?   
   >>>   
   >>> You and yours.....   
   >>   
   >> Please get back on the meds before it is too late.   
   >   
   > It's already too late.   
      
   Here we go again......   
   >   
   > Twonky is an advocate of the torture and murder of   
   > children (I have cites) and a well-known "true believer"   
   > of everything from ufo's to the moon landing hoax to   
   > "chemtrails" and almost every other hoax known to man,   
   > it seems his/her credibility is weak at best.   
      
   That parody drives you nuts, huh? Good. Why don't you   
   stop your fucking whining? You want to be thrown out   
   of a car window too...?   
      
   Too big to put into a plastic bag.....   
      
   And the Alien autopsy hoax....   
   Just because somebody claimed it...   
      
   Like hoaxers claim a field of oats, without tramlines.   
   They can, because they show boneheads like you a   
   40 minute, stop motion, crop clown show, in fields   
   of wheat, planted in clumps. And only if they have   
   their devil's foot path....   
      
   There are fields so thickly seeded, with no tramlines,   
   e.g...oats....a snake slithering through the crop, would   
   leave a trail....   
      
   There are fields, in which hoaxers, "fear to tread".....   
      
   If you think every marking on the planet is a hoax.   
   Then you use, circular reasoning....   
      
   Even for the markings with 'boxes'.....   
      
   "Chemtrails"  are an   
   attempt to ward off an ice age. Do you think   
   they're done for nothing...? If so. You're a dolt.....   
      
   And if you think 'intelligence' evolves, then you're   
   not very smart.......   
   >   
   > Twonky also claims to be a hermaphrodite. Since this condition,   
   > in it's true form is very rare, we should scrutinize the veracity of   
   > this claim.   
      
   True hermaphrodites are rare.....   
      
   Pseudo is more prevalent....   
      
   I don't claim to be a 'true' hermaphrodite.....   
      
   I wish I were. If I was born one, my parents made   
   the decision of male. Mom and pop had three   
   daughters already....   
      
   I'm birth marked on the left side of my torso and   
   back. Straight down the middle....   
      
   I was told, a few times, that I am special.....   
      
   > Also, Twonky is an admitted drug addict with   
   > LSD being noted in his drug profile.   
      
   Yeah....so what.....millions of we hippies did LSD   
   and pot. They are on a lot of people's profile.   
      
   And some Meth Amphetamines for me. You can   
   add that to the list....   
      
   I even rode a Harley Sportster. And a Harley 1957   
   pan head, hard tail. And owned a 64 GTO 4 speed,   
   all black convertible.....   
      
   Park that sucker outside a barroom, with the top   
   down, and they'd be a woman sitting in the passenger   
   side seat when I went outside.....   
      
   A guarantee to get laid. I did, and caught gonaria.   
   And at a later date, syphilis....   
      
   Got some 'ladies' in trouble when, by law, I had to   
   give names....   
   >   
   > Today, Twonky mostly keeps his drug   
   > usage to marijuana and sniffing glue.   
      
   Again....pot.....no glue....   
      
   Why don't get nude, and super glue yourself up on   
   a wall. You could call yourself, 'a living work of art'.   
   >   
   > The LSD usage has caused chromosomal   
   > damage resulting in, among other things,   
   > paranoia, delusions of grandeur, deep psychosis,   
   > and the inability to distinguish what sex he/she is.   
   >   
   > The combination of these various intoxicants   
   > has led to irreparable damage to Twonky's "brain".   
   >   
   > To sum up- He's a fucking mess.   
      
   Diagnosis by Dr. Hollow H. Harlow......   
   Attending Physician...Tim Kookazoko...   
      
   Two half asses making up one complete ass whole.   
   >   
   > And...................   
      
   DRUM ROLL PLEASE.....!   
      
   vuttabutta vuttaBUTTA BOOM.....!   
   >   
   >   
   > ~   
   > "Twonky Can't Count To Ten Without Fucking It Up" -TimK   
      
   TADA...!!   
      
   YAWN   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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