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"Sir Gilligan Horry" wrote in message
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> On Fri, 9 Feb 2007 09:11:22 -0500, "Hybrid Angel of HaShem/Messenger
> 01xxxxxxxx10" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Sir Gilligan Horry" wrote in message
>>news:3hqms29jaicsua9rtco3tf2i2levspecvq@4ax.com...
>>>
>>> This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,
>>> while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.
>>>
>>> He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter
>>> goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to
>>> the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life
>>> but, you never did anything bad either.
>>>
>>> Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did
>>> in your life, you're in."
>>>
>>> The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time
>>> when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting
>>> this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and
>>> sure enough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em
>>> torturing this chick.
>>>
>>> Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and
>>> walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a
>>> studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear.
>>> As I walked up to the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me.
>>>
>>> So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the
>>> head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest
>>> of them, "Leave this poor innocent girl alone you slimes! You're all a
>>> bunch of sick deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a
>>> lesson!'"
>>>
>>> St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this
>>> happen?"
>>>
>>> "Er.. about two minutes ago."
>
>
>>LOL......that is funny.....
>
>
> Is that you the original Twonky.
Yeah...the MindSpring/EarthLink one...
Still have the account. I can still use 'Twonky' on
Comcast, without the MindSpring account.....
I couldn't get the username when I signed up for
Comcast. So I made it "XtremeTwonky'. The name
'Twonky" seems to be used a lot.....
> How have you been keeping, OK ?
Trying to..thanks.....
And you? Sir Gilligan...
>
> Television News is full of 'Palestine and Israel' again.
And will be until Armageddon....
Nobody wants to hear what makes Islam what it is.
Because the truth entails hybridization of our species.
And that would put evolution down the toilet.....
And a lot of other 'theories' would be flushed....
So best to keep the angels at bay. For the Satanic
elite to hold on to their power...
The world believes in evil and Satan, but have no
idea of their origin...
They're a mind fuck in our psyche, courtesy of a
rogue angel of HaShem.....
>
> Gee Whiz, you'd think they'd get a brain
> and come and have a friendly chat in ... alt.alien.visitors
> with all the other great people here.
Ahhhh...so you are the moderator......?
De big boss....
I think your, this post, was the inspiration for Harlow
killing off himself, and me, and the two of us meeting
Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.....
He's trying to be 'original'. Bless his heart. Is yours
original....?
Harlow had Saint Peter make him an Eagle for a week.
And me, a 'stud' for week, because the computers weren't
working in Heaven and we couldn't be processed right
away...
So we had a choice of what we wanted to be, for a week.
Harlow became an Eagle. And he, speaking for me, I
became a stud for a week. Yeah. Get girls while I can.
But it turned out to be a 'stud', in a snow tire, on a
vehicle in New Hampshire.....
LOL.....I'm splitting my gut.....
My little h0110w head.....he's like a groupie to me.
I better be careful. I think I'm falling in love with him.
But...he may be a ten year old....
Certainly writes like one....
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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