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   Message 374 of 698   
   Hybrid Angel of HaShem/Messenger 01 to jem   
   Re: This has to be fast...I have too get   
   04 Mar 07 15:34:54   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.paranormal.crop-circles, sci.skeptic   
   From: TheNewJerusalem@Almighty.God   
      
   "jem"  wrote in message   
   news:92iju29tkepfcgutn7llq818tbnbvplge5@4ax.com...   
   > On Sat, 3 Mar 2007 10:17:09 -0500, "Hybrid Angel of HaShem/Messenger   
   > 0110"  wrote:   
   >   
   >>   
   >>"jem"  wrote in message   
   >>news:1d3hu29iqsqdf243ehe6or2i646hlkbm02@4ax.com...   
   >>> On Fri, 2 Mar 2007 10:27:43 -0500, "Hybrid Angel of HaShem/Messenger   
   >>> 0110"  wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>The first male was made with genes from the people in the wilderness....   
   >>>   
   >>> hey dopey, first male made from people.... do you have any idea how   
   >>> stupid that is? Can't be first if it's made from ones that preceded   
   >>> it, fire up that third brain cell, you need it bad.   
   >>   
   >>Genes from the primitive Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon, the zenith of   
   >>apedom....and the dust/minerals of the earth.....   
   >>>   
   >>>>He had the knowledge of them. Life and death. Procreating. A warring   
   >>>>nature. And emotion....in burying their dead...some with flower   
   >>>>petals....   
   >>>   
   >>> ya he's remembering all the stuff of his pedecessors and he's the   
   >>> firsd one,  that's whacked.   
   >>   
   >>They weren't active....   
   >>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>He, not knowing that.....   
   >>>>   
   >>>>HaShem might have shown the primitives, to him.....   
   >>>>   
   >>>>He had not the knowledge of deceit, nor lying....nor did the   
   >>>>primitives....   
   >>> ya throw him into reality without tools, just like fundies and their   
   >>> kids   
   >>   
   >>He tilled the soil. So he must have had some kind of a tool....   
   >>   
   >>Maybe a plank, a piece of string, and a baseball cap sighting device.....   
   >>(I know that's lost on you, because you're an ignorant ass.)   
   >   
   > yes I am so ashamed that I don't follow your spacey gibberish   
   > So what did your MacGyver hero-farmer-first-dude do with his device?   
      
   Mind wiped people like you....   
   >   
   >>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>He would be taught that.....   
   >>>>   
   >>>>But it didn't work out the way He intended....   
   >>>   
   >>> did you intend to be rational? that didn't work out either huh   
   >>   
   >>Huh?   
   >   
   > Eh?   
      
   "But it didn't work out the way He intended...."   
      
   That isn't rational....?   
      
   You're being irrational, fer shua.....   
      
   >>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>The female was deceived by a liar and deceiver....   
   >>> ooooo, snakes in a myth!!!!! make a movie!!!!!   
   >>   
   >>Myths and denial...   
   >   
   > Is that a retort?   
      
   Obviously....   
      
   > Your favorite myths are not something I can take seriously.   
      
   It's no myth where Islam originated....   
      
   Do you have another origin for them being here....?   
      
   > What's to deny?   
      
   You deny everything you don't agree with.....   
   And turn them into myths...   
   >   
   >>.   
   >>Like the half ass Geoff.....   
   >>   
   >>You're his other half. In terminal denial, using myth. The sign of a   
   >>of a complete ass whole......   
   >   
   > Your opinion of me is solely based on my laughing at your strange   
   > stories, that you call me an "ass whole" can't mean much.   
      
   It means you are a complete ass whole....   
      
   > Is there a rating system, Geoff is half ass, I am whole, which way does   
   > hte scale go?   
      
   As far up your ass as it can go...   
      
   > Hmmm, if I am whole, and he's half, and I am his other half.....   
   > I'm having trouble with the math there hashy.   
      
   With two indentical halves making a whole? You have a problem with that?   
      
   How about a half a dollar...?   
      
   Two of them make one....   
      
   But they are still separate....until you get a whole dollar for them...   
      
   > Do you have 150% characters in those wild tales of yours?   
      
   150.5%   
      
   > I guess I have something in common with Geoff, your derision, and   
   > perhaps we both think you're nuts.   
      
   Oh yeah....you two stick together like Siamese twins.....   
      
   Some of the greatest thinkers, and inventors were called nuts.....   
      
   Einstein tied mice to model railroad tracks. Isn't that nuts...?   
      
   And he changed the world....   
      
   I'm in good company...   
   >   
   >>>>   
   >>>>She in turn, deceived the male.....and all hell broke loose.....   
   >>>>   
   >>>   
   >>> did you smoke a lot of hash or what?   
   >>   
   >>Just pot. A few hits. I wish I could get some hash. Any contacts...?   
   >   
   > Sorry, no. That might make you dozey and miss parts out of tolerance   
   > there QC boy.   
      
   Okay mom....   
      
   > You don't want turbines to come apart because you're buzzed.   
      
   That could happen without being buzzed. If something gets through   
   the cracks....   
      
   I called out the PT shafts for pitting. Lots of tiny clusters.....   
      
   Forman...not non-conforming.....meets engineering requirements....   
   Oh Christ Jesus, does Geoff work here.....?   
      
   I processed stamped it. And sent it on its way....   
      
   I had to check T40 impellers for pitting, and they're static parts.....   
   When I found even one pit on the T40....the thing was put on MRB....   
   >   
   >>   
   >>> get dropped by mom a lot? self managed shock therapy? were you   
   >>> born this stupid or did you have to go to a church to acquire such   
   >>> stupidity?   
   >>   
   >>I got slapped by a nun for answering her question in Sunday school...   
   >>"Now children, who is the 'Us and Our' in Genesis 26?"   
   >>   
   >>I raised my hand with the rest of the class. She picked me. And I   
   >>answered, "God and the aliens?"   
   >>   
   >>She scurried up the isle to my desk, and whack! Right across my face.   
   >>And screamed; "NO! IT'S NOT GOD AND THE ALIENS! IT'S THE HOLY   
   >>TRINRITY!"   
   >>   
   >>And casually waddled back to her desk....   
   >>   
   >>I sat there rubbing my face, head down, totally humiliated, and said,   
   >>under my breath, "Yeah. You'll see."   
   >>   
   >>Never went back....   
   >   
   > you sure showed her.   
      
   She showed me her ignorance. Like you and your ilk show me yours....   
   >   
   >>   
   >>Today...I know, the Us & Our, is the Almighty God, and his angels/   
   >>hosts/ETs/aliens....   
   >>   
   >>So fuck her, and you & your ilk.....   
   >>>>   
   >   
   > Methinks she didn't slap you hard enough.   
      
   Youthinks wrong...   
      
   > So did you carry out your implied revenge on her?   
      
   Yeah, with the Almighty God and aliens....and on you too....   
      
   > Did you send her off with your alien contacts?   
      
   You seem to be getting off with them....   
      
   > Or did you do the anal probing yourself?   
      
   Only when I need an enema...   
      
   > Just so I know, what is my ilk in your considered opinion?   
      
   People who think and write like you....   
      
   > Are there aliens involved?   
      
   Since the beginning of time....   
      
   ~>   
   Twonky....   
   XtremeTwonky.....   
   Hybrid Angel of HaShem/Messenger   
      
   "Then they remembered that the Almighty God HaShem was   
      
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