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   Hybrid Angel of HaShem/Messenger 01 to Hybrid_Angel-of_HaShem@kingdom_gate   
   Re: Not making this up.....!   
   02 May 07 10:38:17   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.paranormal.crop-circles, sci.skeptic   
   From: Hybrid_Angel-of_HaShem@kingdom_gate.god   
      
   "Hybrid Angel of HaShem/Messenger 0110"   
    wrote in message   
   news:rrKdnX2pnv_4DaXbnZ2dnUVZ_r2onZ2d@comcast.com...   
   > Banning the words "mom, dad, husband, wife"   
   >   
   > More to come.....   
   >   
   > On FOX.....waiting for the report....   
      
   It was very telling of the direction of mankind.......   
      
   For one.....   
   We're destroying the culture of Judeo Christianity of our   
   Nation from within.....   
      
   Any fucking thing goes....   
      
   They are indoctrinating the children. Molesting their fertile   
   psyche. Why are they so down on child molestation....?   
      
   Why aren't they fighting for the right......   
      
   Fucking hypocrites....!   
      
   (No Harlow....I'm not a molester nor an abuser of children...   
   I'm showing the hypocrisy of the socialist Liberals. Who would   
   possibly reason to condone it.)   
      
   I want to marry my cat......!   
      
   I feel like a woman. I want to use the ladies room......   
      
   I did one time.....   
      
   The building I work in has three floors. Between the floors there   
   are the Rest Rooms......   
      
   Have to walk up one flight of stairs.....or take the elevator....to   
   the floors and a flight up or down for the restrooms   
      
   Second floor is the ladies rooms...   
      
   First floor men's.....   
      
   I was on the second floor. I work on the first floor. Not very   
   many people work up there. I was up there to retrieve a tool.   
   I don't go up there very often. I took the elevator. Holding off   
   the dump I knew was coming. I got what I needed, and had to   
   get to a toilet in a hurry. Like within 30 seconds. I ran to the   
   entrance to the staircase and went up.   
      
   When I got into the rest room I didn't recognize it, but I didn't   
   care, I got on the seat just in time.....   
      
   My head was down......and I lifted it, in a sigh of relief.....   
   I saw a sign on the door "LADIES" eXplaining something   
   about throwing sanitary pads in the container beside me..   
      
   I thought...   
   "OH Christ Jesus...I'm in the Ladies Room....I gotta get the   
   fuck out here...!'   
      
   Wiped myself (with more than one sheet...lots more...)   
   got out of the stall "Good, nobody's in here". Washed my   
   hands and screwed.....   
      
   All that time and nobody ever saw me, nor did I see anybody.   
      
   Until I walked down three flights to the first floor.....   
      
   Feeling very fulfilled in being, very "unfulfilled".....   
      
   (True story....never told anybody.....)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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