XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.atheism, alt.paranormal.crop-circles
XPost: sci.skeptic
From: dr-p@thelab.thelabworks
In message , Twonky
writes
>
>"Steve O" wrote in message
>news:5gknkbF3gvaqrU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Whats with this crop circle crap?
>
>You tell me....
>
>> I was making crop circles when I was eight, with little "tunnels" joining
>> the circles.
>> We used to run around in them with toy guns trying to shoot each other.
>> You could do a lovely neat circle just by lying on your back and rolling
>> around using your head as a pivot.
>
>That's hilarious. And delirious....stupid too if you think it rivals
>anything that appears in fields without tramlines, and your rolling
>markings are moot when ones sees the complexity of the markings.
>More ridiculous than claiming plank yank to put them down....
>
>I can see it now....Team Cosmos rolling around in a field on a
>crop clown show.....
>
>In stop motion BWAHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH....
>
>Any 1000 footers rolled out, pivot head....?
>
>What have you jackasses got against an energy putting them down?
>As is evident in the plants.....
>
>Two eyewitnesses to a marking forming; "It went down like a wave
>of water." A copy and paste application from a remote computer......
>From the Kingdom Network.....
>
>The Wessex Skeptics constructed a marking for one of those far left
>TV crop clown channels...
>
>They used real construction equipment. Staging, step ladders, garden
>rollers, long poles, long planks to traverse the tramlines, to put a
>grapeshot in the middle of the tramlines.
>
>Did a half decent job too. The problem is. No hoaxers use any of
> that stuff.
>
>That demo was because, when the two ghouls were asked on their
>premier interview; "How did you make those?" The reply was: "We
>jumped....!?!!?"
>
>Well...they would have had to jump 20 feet, with an 11 foot arc, from a
>standing position, and back. The interviewer never called them on that
>moronic, eXtremely insulting claim....
>
>That's ALL hoaxers do is claim....they're only in the fields for their
>Crop Clown Shows. Always stop motion. Never ever a live demo.
>I want to put their stomping foot to the fire, and finance a live demo
>for them. They adamantly refuse....
>
>I digress...sorry..
>The Wessex skeptics took care of that insulting claim of the jump,
>with a laborious and time consuming method of setting up, and taking
>down, the staging....LOL......
>
>NO world famous teams use that shit. You don't see them doing it on
>their Crop Clown Shows......
>
>They only use the tools of the two ghoul fools. A plank. A piece of
>string. And one foot for stomping.. In pitch dark. And any marking of
>300 feet or more MUST be completed within four hours....
>(Their rules. Not mine.) I just want to use it against them....
>
>Oh yeah....I forgot.....a "Baseball cap sighting device" to make the
>'boxes'." A twisted wire hanging from the visor, with a loop sight.
>
>Sight in a distant object, and stomp in it's direction. Simple. They
>even showed a Birdseye view. Not very steady, and the shot lasted
>2 seconds.....
>
>(Who the fuck do they think they are impressing....YOU....and
>your kind....) A bunch of pathetic, apathetic, Atheistic morons..
>
>Patheticapatheists...
>
>For the 1000 foot Julia they claimed 20/25 hoaxers in the field
>at once....
>
>Oh yeah! How about a repeat, in a live demo? In daylight...
>They'll spit in your face if you ask them that....
>
>A Construction Company was asked how long it would take to
>construct. "Two weeks with a five man crew."
>
>
>So....."How do they make those grapeshots?" They don't...
>
>They claim what they do is a prank, a joke. And the joke is on
>you and your ilk.....
>
>Never a diagram of a marking on their site BEFORE the fact
>of it appearing. Always up soon AFTER the fact....
>
>"LOOK WHAT OUR TEAMS CONSTRUCTED LAST NIGHT!"
>
>All they are, are claiming freaks of nature, assholes eXtraordinaire.
>Stroking and soothing you, and yours, in your terminal denial of reality.
>
>Denying a CREATOR OWNER of all the Suns....and on the planets
>that form, and can be seeded, to support life.....
>
>His angels, each Legion is of a different species, made on differing
>planets. Beings of one particular culture, on their particular planet.
>Not a mixing mashing and smashing of different cultures. "Diversity
>Need Not Apply!"
>
>They did not turn into a cultural sewer like the Earth did....
>
>Hence, each has the knowledge of good & evil, but is proficient, in
>only one......
>
>They are "purebreds", and are immortal beings....
>
>We are "hybrids", and are mortal freaks of nature.....
>
>You see and know one legions culture, in Islam...
>
>"We are here. In spilling blood."
>
>And you see and know one legions culture, in ALL of the differing
>grain fields......
>
>"We are here. In these markings."
>
>Both work on a global scale......
>>
>>
>> --
>> Steve O
>> a.a. #2240 (Apatheist Chapter)
>> B.A.A.W.A.
>> Convicted by Earthquack
>> "The only problem with Baptists is that they don't hold them underwater
>> long enough"
>
>~>
>Twonky...
>
>Hybrid Messenger Angel, of HaShem....
>(Through Cain.)
>
>Question for the evolved....
>
>Did your ancestral apes, circumcise themselves.....?
>>
>>
twonky, a word in your ear...
(shhhh, it's time for your pills).
Doesn't Nurse Angel advise you ....or is she the Angel of Death?
dr p
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