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   "Twonky Xyzarna"  wrote in message   
   news:W9I_b.18373$W74.6704@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...   
   > Are you male and circumcised...? If you are, where'd circumcision come   
   > from....? What cave dwelling cro-magnon, homo sapien, could have have   
   > evolved to 'invent' it......? And why....? Were the Cro-Magnon so advanced   
   > back then they reasoned circumcision multiple thousands of years into the   
   > future....? I'll go with the hybrids who lived in tents back then and grew   
   > to learn the procedure through Almighty God in the ancestral, hybrid   
   > offspring, of those who first worked brass and iron. "You" can stay in the   
   > cave, evolved, (denying) a Creator......   
   >   
   > It seems like many males, in most civilized cultures, are circumcised....   
   there is also Female Circumcision.....where did THAT barbaric act come   
   from???   
      
   > I know who had me circumcised. And it wasn't my parents......   
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   > ~>   
   > Twonky....   
   >   
   > "No man is willing to know of his origin, lest he know the Almighty God,   
   > YAH. Author of Genesis, Darkness & Light, Creation & Life, 0 & 1......   
   > Keeper of the New Jerusalem. The personal God Almighty to His hosts,   
   > hybrids of Cain, Israel & His son....."   
   >   
   > Reality bites....   
   >   
   > The truth hurts....   
   >   
   > Armageddon......baby.....   
   theres a funny post on the net a while back by a poster named 'Jim' to Dr.   
   Laura Schlessinger, a radio/tv personality who claims to be an expert on   
   anything of 'Biblical' proportions.   
   The following is the letter by "Jim"   
      
   "Dear Dr. Laura:   
   Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have   
   learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as   
   many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle,   
   for examply, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to   
   be an abomination. End of debate.   
   I do need some advice from you however, regarding some of the other specific   
   laws and how to follow them.   
      
   1.  When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it crates a   
   pleasing odor for the Lord -   
   Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. The claim the odor is not pleasing to   
   them. Should I smite them??   
   2.  I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus   
   21:. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?   
   3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her   
   period of menstrual uncleanliness -Lev.15 19-24. The problem is, how do I   
   tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.   
   4.  Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed posses slaves, both male and female,   
   provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine   
   claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?   
   Why can't I own a Canadian?   
   5.  I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath.  Exodus 35:2   
   clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to   
   kill him myself??   
   6.  A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an   
   abomination Lev. 11:10, is it a lesser abomination than homosexuality??I   
   don't agree. Can you settle this???   
   7.  Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a   
   defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wera reading glasses. Does my   
   vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?   
   8.  Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, incliding the hair   
   around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27.   
   How should they DIE??   
   9.  I know from Lev. 11:6-8, that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me   
   unclean, but may I still play footbal if I wear gloves???   
   10.  My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different   
   crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two   
   different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend) He also tends to curse   
   and blapheme a lot. Is it necessary to go to all the trouble of getting the   
   whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16 ? Couldn't we just burn them   
   to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with   
   their in-laws?(Lev.20:14   
   I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can   
   help. Thank you for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.   
   Your devoted fan   
   Jim  "   
   There you go. Those laws should enlighten a few..   
   I wonder how many who take all the words written in the bible literaly will   
   be 'smiteing' or 'stoneing' their neighbours. And all of you with less than   
   20/20 vision....stay as far away from the 'altar'. While #8, explains the   
   little ringlets some Jewish sects wear, we are going to end up with a lot of   
   hairy men. As for #1, while the odor for burning bulls may be 'pleasing to   
   the Lord', can you imagine the smell with everyone burning one Sunday   
   mornings???? At the risk of having some believer 'smite' you, I would   
   suggest wearing a gas mask. As for me...I'm seriously considering buying a   
   few Mexicans and even try my hand at buying a Canadian. I need a lot of help   
   cleaning up after four kids, a husband and two dogs...........   :) As for   
   #6, I happen to love eating schrimp.....would they be considered a   
   'shellfish'??? I wouldn't want to be stoned or burned for committing an   
   'abomination'!!!!!!   
      
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