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   From: *TheAngel*@tiscali.co.uk   
      
   "*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message   
   news:47c30ad9$1_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...   
      
   "And God said: let [us] create (genetically engineer) man in   
   our image, (in our Intelligent likeness)"   
      
   & [God] proceeded to form the (new) man out of the dust   
   (of the old) 'and' inserted Sense into his Nincompoop scull,   
   in the Hope that he'd use it.   
      
   And [God] went on to say:  "It is not good for the new man   
   to continue by himself.  [*I*] am going to make a helper for   
   him, as a complement (and a correction) of him.   
      
   .....Hence [God] had a deep sleep fall upon the man Adam   
   and, while he was sleeping, he took one of his ribs and then   
   closed up the flesh over its place.  And [God] proceeded to   
   build the rib that he taken from the man into a woman and to   
   bring her to the man..."   
      
   But both the new man and the woman 'stubbornly' refused to   
   live up to [God's] expectation or come to their Senses, bar a   
   few.   
      
   Emergency Counter Measures had to be taken to prevent the   
   'the decay' from ~spreading~ into the *Heavens*.   
      
   Nail in the Coffin or no nail in the coffin. The Choice is yours!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)