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   From: BL@DDER-CONTROL.com   
      
   Elliot wrote:   
      
   >  We wish to extend our best wishes by way of giving you a free,   
    > 30 day, full-on Platinum Membership   
      
   Rebuttal point #1:  My member needs no ship, as it is carried around   
   handily attached to my body   
      
   Rebuttal point #2:  "Platinum" was the metal coveted by Doctor Smith,   
   and I have no need of such.  My wisdom shields me from the weakness that   
   might endanger precious William, and to a lesser extent, Penny, Mrs.   
   Robinson, Professor Robinson, and >ahem< Major West.  The Robot can go   
   straight to hell.   
      
   Rebuttal point #3:  If those are your "best" wishes, you may want to   
   enhance your wishing abilities with exercise and herbal supplements.   
      
   Rebuttal point #4:  Your mention of "full-on" is not welcome in the   
   pleasant family atmosphere of alt.fan.devo.  You should have been a   
   abortion.   
      
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   alt.fan.devo, please excuse this post and also go to hell.   
      
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