XPost: alt.fan.devo   
   From: BL@DDER-CONTROL.com   
      
   Elliot wrote:   
      
   >This will give everyone a fair 30 days to fully test drive the site.   
      
   Okay, first impression:  You should have cleaned out the ashtray.  It   
   was full of butts, used rubbers, and Nicotine gum wrappers.  This   
   conributed to the "lo-life miasma" and pretty much disuaded me from a   
   purchase - although I took the test drive anyway to get my free   
   Big-Boy-Never-Fall-Down balloon.  The salesman was a "fiendish dickwad"   
   and the showroom was a "shit hole" that "stank" "a lot".   
      
   > This is a no-strings, zero-pressure offer to you so you are able to   
    > make an informed choice about joining us full time.   
      
   Your condescension reaches offensive heights when offering an "informed   
   choice" based on information provided by "you".  The mention of "zero   
   pressure" is scientifically dubious.  Given the vast knowledge of   
   physics possessed by the typical American consumer, it is likely that   
   your dubious assertions will insult and alienate your desired customer base.   
      
   "Full time"?  Please... define the term.   
      
      
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