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   Oops.  Just realized that I only posted this to mailing   
   lists, not to the newsgroup as well:   
      
   Originally found by Brenda S., but rewritten by me.  ;-)   
      
   On page 12 of the 12-9-03 GLOBE (only on newsstands   
   through Thursday 12-4), there is a pic-less and rather   
   dubious story about DD & West:   
      
   : Dog day afternoon   
   :   
   : Hunky DAVID DUCHOVNY was cruising down the Pacific Coast   
   : Highway with his daughter MADELAINE, when she spotted   
   : a tiny puppy stranded in the middle of the road.  Amid   
   : cries of "Daddy, look," he managed to swerve to avoid   
   : hitting the helpless animal, then pulled over and scooped   
   : him up.  With much pleading from little Maddy, the former   
   : dogless Duchovny household now has a new pet.  What'd   
   : they name him?  Fox -- after Dave's character on the   
   : X-Files!   
      
   ("The former dogless household"??!!)   
      
      
   On page 8 of the 12-9-03 STAR (also only on newsstands   
   through Thursday 12-4) there is a full-page high, half-page   
   wide pic of Tea pushing West in a stroller.  It must   
   be a stalkerazzi pic, but Tea is looking towards the   
   camera & smiling, so it feels less guilty than most.   
   The caption reads:   
      
   : TEA LEONI   
   : Leoni strolls 4-year-old daughter Madelaine West   
   : through Malibu on Oct. 19.   
      
   (The rest of this post is all about Hugh):   
      
   On page 10 of the same rag, there is a stalkerazzi shot of   
   Hugh Jackman holding a dog under his right arm (looks like   
   a very big chihuahua -- maybe a cross between a chihuahua   
   and a greyhound?) and both his son's hands in his left hand.   
   The caption is just yet another tiresome pun on his son's   
   name.  He's wearing a red & white cap, brown t-shirt,   
   & dark sweatpants with a wide white stripe down the sides.   
      
      
   In this week's IN TOUCH (also only on newsstands through   
   Thursday 12-4), there is an almost-full-page but almost   
   unrecognizable stalkerazzi pic of Hugh pushing his son in   
   a stroller.  He's unrecognizable because he's hidden under   
   a cap, a long scarf, sunglasses, a coat, a downcast face   
   (maybe to avoid the camera?), and a frown.  The blurb reads:   
      
   : stars are normal people!   
   :   
   : A warm front!   
   :   
   : Hunky Hugh Jackman takes no chances with his precious voice.   
   : The Aussie actor, currently wowing Broadway audiences in the   
   : hit musical THE BOY FROM OZ, was bundled up warm enough for   
   : a trip to the North Pole!  He wrapped a mile of snuggly   
   : scarf around the tool of his trade -- his throat.  As winter   
   : arrived on the east coast, Hugh made sure he took sensible   
   : precautions for a stroll through the streets of Manhattan   
   : with his sweet 3-year-old son, Oscar.   
   :   
   : [caption]: Brrrrr... the temperature dipped below freezing   
   : in New York.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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