From: JYOB@aol.com   
      
   How come FZ never recorded an album of Xmas tunes!!  He wuz always   
   crying about not   
   making any $$$$...... why an FZ Xmas album woulda been a best   
   seller!!!   
      
   Can you just imagine Frank's renditions of:   
      
   OH! Come All Ye Faithful   
   Little St. Nick   
   I Saw Mommy Blowing Santa Claus (featuring Flo & Eddie)   
   I Saw Three Ships (Arriving Too Late...)   
   Jingle Bell Rock   
   It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year   
   White Xmas   
   God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen(featuring Flo & Eddie)   
   Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer   
   The 12 Daze Of Xmas (featuring JCB)   
   Jolly Old St. Nicholas   
   I'll Be On The Road For Xmas   
   Charlie Brown Xmas Theme (Ian Underwood Sax solo)   
   Ave Maria   
   The Xmas Song   
   The Xmas Waltz   
   Weasles Ripped Open All My Xmas Gifts   
   etc...etc...etc..   
      
   Almost *EVERY* worthwhile musical artist has recorded an Xmas album.   
   Why, even   
   the   
   *Sainted* Mariah Carey (Sigh) released TWO...Count 'em....TWO Xmas   
   cds!!   
      
   Even the *Heralded* & GREAT Beach Boys, Dean Martin, Toby Keith, Hall &   
   Oates, The Fugs, Frank Sinatra, Insane Clown Posse, 50 Cent, Moody Blues, Babs   
   Striesand & BOB DYLAN (And   
   They're Jewish!)   
      
   Why did ol' Frank have to be such a stick-in-the-mud, a complete   
   Buzzkill....ol' Mr. Scrooge!!!!   
      
   He always wanted to keep the humor in the music....well.....here wuz   
   a   
   perfect chance to....an opportunity lost!!!  Shame, shame.   
      
   Perhaps ZPZ will correct this mistake & release a Zappa influenced   
   Xmas CD!!!   
      
   The Old Geezer   
      
   ND: Pabst Blue Ribbon Xmas IPA   
   NP: A Sam The Sham Christmas - Sam The Sham (Uncensored Version..1966)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)