From: JYOB@aol.com   
      
   How come Frank never recorded an album of Xmas tunes!!  He wuz always crying   
   about not   
   making any $$$$...... why an FZ Xmas album woulda been a best   
   seller!!!   
      
   Can you just imagine Frank's renditions of:   
      
   Little Saint Nick (He Don't Miss No One!)   
   OH! Come All Ye Faithful   
   Silver Bells   
   I Saw Mommy Blowing Santa Claus   
   Jingle Bell Rock   
   It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year   
   White Xmas   
   I Want A Hippopotamus for Xmas   
   I Saw Three Ships   
   Go Tell It On A Mountain   
   God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen   
   I'll Be Home For Xmas   
   Uncle Bernie's Farm (Long Disco Version)   
   The 12 Days of Xmas (With Jimmy Carl Black Hogcalling "Five Golden   
   Rings")...!   
   Santa Claus is Coming To Town   
   Jolly Old Stoned St. Nicholas   
   The Man With All The Toys   
   HARK!  The Herald Angels Sing!   
   etc...etc...etc......etc.!   
      
      
   Almost EVERY musical artist has recorded an Xmas album.  Why, even   
   the   
   *Sainted* Mariah Carey released one!   
      
      
   Also, the *Heralded* Beach Boys, Dean Martin, Lawrence Welk   
   Orchestra , The Fugs, Frank   
   Sinatra, Babs Streisand (And She's Jewish!)   
      
      
   Why did ol' Frank have to be such a stick-in-the-mud..... an absolute   
   downer....buzzkill.   
      
   He always wanted to keep the humor in the music....well.....here wuz   
   a   
   perfect chance to....an opportunity lost!!!  Shame, shame!   
      
   The old geezer   
      
   NP: Neanderthal Man (Extended Version) - Hotlegs   
   ND: Pabst Blue Ribbon Xmas IPA (Limited Release)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)