From: JYOB@aol.com   
      
   "Little Drummer Boy" - Ugh! This song is SO annoying!!!  I can just   
   hear St. Joseph saying" Hey, Kid! Take that drum & shove it up yer   
   a**!!"...... Think about it....You've been traveling over hilly   
   terrain for the past week in the cold, rain & snow, dodging bandits, lepers,   
   snowflakes & cupcakes with your 9 month   
   pregnant wife who is riding on the back of an old broken down mule.   
   When you arrive at your destination there's no place to stay in town   
   but this one dude will let you stay in his stinky old stable.  You   
   have to lay down in some cow urine soaked hay, the place smells of ox   
   s**t, you wanna get some rest, then the ol' lady pops out the   
   kid.......he's crying up a storm.....after a few hours you finally   
   get   
   him quieted down...Mary is asleep...all Joseph wants to do is to get   
   some shuteye...he duz a couple of tokes & a few shots of rum.  Then   
   all of a sudden out of nowhere some punk ass kid shows up with a pair   
   a bongos & starts laying down a beat.  Why, you'd strangle the effin'   
   little bastard!!!!   
      
   The Old Geezer   
      
   ND: Dandelion Root Tea   
   NP: In Another Land - Bill Wyman   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)