From: JYOB@aol.com   
      
   In the moonlight   
   Fighting with the night   
   It's a rip-off   
   Kissing all the slain   
   I'm bleeding in the rain   
      
   It's a rip-off   
   Such a rip-off   
   Rocking in the nude   
   I'm feeling such a dude   
      
   It's a rip-off   
   Dancing in the dark   
   With the tramps in the park   
      
   It's a rip-off   
   Such a rip-off   
   See your baby's stud   
      
   Sliding in the mud   
   It's a rip-off   
   Bleached on the beach   
   I want to tickle your peach   
      
   It's a rip-off   
   Such a rip-off   
   See the girl dance   
   In her man-skin pants   
      
   It's a rip-off   
   Terraplane Tommy   
   Wants to bang your gong   
      
   It's a rip-off   
   Such a rip-off   
   Gypsy girl's good   
   People treat her like a fool   
      
   It's a rip-off   
   The President's weird   
   He's got a burgundy beard   
      
   It's a rip-off   
   Such a rip-off   
   I'm the King of the highway   
      
   I'm the Queen of the hop   
   You should see me   
   At the Governors ball   
   Doing the rip-off bop   
   I'm a social person   
      
   I'm the creature in disguise   
   There's a man with a whip   
      
   On his silver lip   
   Living inside my eyes   
   I'm the cat from the alley   
   I'm the fleet foot voodoo man   
   There's very little that's ever said   
      
   All of which I understand   
   Caught like a skunk   
   In space and time   
   It's a rip-off   
   If it's her's   
      
   Well it must be mine   
   It's a rip-off   
   Such a rip-off   
      
   By T-Rex  Electric Warrior Lp (1971)   
      
   Zappa shoulda covered this tune!!   
      
   It's a LOT better than "Coneheads"!!!!   
      
   The OLD GEEZER   
      
   NP: Cherry Pie - Skip & Flip   
   ND: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)