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   THE COLONEL to Bruce Dollep   
   Re: IN NAM   
   06 Nov 12 15:09:15   
   
   XPost: alt.drugs.hard, alt.online-service.webtv   
   From: asianshemale@caribbeancity.net   
      
   "Bruce Dollep"  wrote in message   
   news:k7bvna$ef7$1@speranza.aioe.org...   
   > THE COLONEL presented the following explanation :   
   >> They called me the Iron-Fisted Colonel.   
   >> Can you ever guess why?   
   >>   
   >>   
   > Cuz you fisted your anus in front of them, of course.   
   >   
   > Americans constantly brag on about how great the Vietnam vets are,   
   > personally I think it's a hell of a long way for them to take their sick   
   > pets!   
   >   
   > --   
   > Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France   
   > They can't say "CHARGE!"   
   >   
   >   
      
   Fisting one's anus requires the kind of dexterity I never had.  In NAM I was   
   muscule, leather, and bullets.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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