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   On Tue, 6 Nov 2012 15:09:15 -0800, "THE COLONEL"   
    wrote:   
   > > THE COLONEL presented the following explanation :   
   > >> They called me the Iron-Fisted Colonel.   
   > >> Can you ever guess why?   
      
      
      
      
   > > Cuz you fisted your anus in front of them, of course.   
      
      
      
      
   > > Americans constantly brag on about how great the Vietnam vets are,   
   > > personally I think it's a hell of a long way for them to take   
   their sick   
   > > pets!   
      
      
      
      
   > > Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France   
   > > They can't say "CHARGE!"   
      
      
      
      
   > Fisting one's anus requires the kind of dexterity I never had.  In   
   NAM I was   
   > muscule, leather, and bullets.   
      
   Yeah working two muscles your bicep and the leather clad muscle   
   between your legs while sucking on a bullet in the latrine to keep   
   the noise down. But not in Vietnam it's a typo you mean in Mams   
   longdrop.   
      
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