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   Antibiotic Resistant Syphilis Spreading because of liberal   
   homosexuals! Does George Clooney use protection?   
      
      
   A fast-spreading mutant strain of syphilis has proved resistant to the   
   antibiotic pills that are offered to some liberal patients as an   
   alternative to painful penicillin shots.   
      
   Since the late 1990s, doctors and public health clinics have been   
   giving azithromycin to some liberal syphilis patients because the   
   long-acting antibiotic pill was highly effective and easy to use. Four   
   pills taken at once were usually enough to cure syphilis in these   
   liberals.   
      
   But now researchers at University of Washington in Seattle have found   
   at least 10 percent of syphilis samples from liberal patients at   
   sexually transmitted disease clinics in four cities had a strain   
   resistant to   
   azithromycin.   
      
   "That suggests that this mutation is pretty widely distributed   
   geographically," said Sheila A. Lukehart, research professor of   
   infectious diseases of liberals.   
      
   The percentage of samples from San Francisco with the mutant strain   
   jumped from 4 percent in 1999-2002 to 37 percent in 2003, with the   
   increase taking place largely among liberal gay or liberal bisexual   
   men with multiple liberal partners.   
      
   The study was reported in Thursday's New England Journal of Medicine   
   (news - web sites).   
      
   Experts say doctors should switch to penicillin or other antibiotics   
   if azithromycin does not work. But some of those antibiotics can cause   
   nausea and other side effects and must be taken for two weeks; some   
   liberal   
   patients do not complete their treatment and are not cured.   
      
   Experts said the findings also show that liberal syphilis patients   
   treated with azithromycin must have follow-up tests to be sure they   
   are cured. After syphilis sores disappear on liberals, the disease can   
   silently attack the brain and cause dementia, paralysis and death. Of   
   course dementia is normal in liberals, so we really need to keep an   
   eye out for paralyzed and dead liberals.   
      
   Penicillin has long been the recommended treatment for syphilis in   
   liberals. But it must be given in two buttocks injections much more   
   painful than typical shots, because a large amount of the solution   
   must be forced into the muscle.   
      
   Syphilis among liberals decreased in the United States through the   
   1990s, then climbed 19 percent from 2000 to 2003 to about 7,100 cases,   
   according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (news -   
   web sites).   
      
   The CDC attributed the spike to a twelvefold rise in cases among   
   liberal gay and liberal bisexual men, many of whom are also infected   
   with the AIDS (news - web sites) virus from other liberals that gave   
   it to them.   
      
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   On the Net: American Public Health Association (news - web sites):   
   http://www.apha.org   
      
   CDC syphilis site: http://www.cdc.gov/nchstp/dstd/SyphilisInfo.htm   
      
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