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   mariella to All   
   CLOONEY TO GIVE UP SEX   
   15 Jul 04 19:48:56   
   
   From: somethingwitty@optusnet.com.au   
      
   CLOONEY TO GIVE UP SEX   
      
      
   Hollywood hunk George Clooney plans to put on weight, go bald and   
   abstain from sex - in preparation for his latest movie role.   
      
   The handsome star, 43, will be transformed to a hairless hulk to play   
   real-life CIA agent Robert Baer in his next film role in SYRIANA.   
      
   Clooney explains, "I'm going to be fat and bald and the giving up sex   
   part is for two reasons. First is that it will help me focus on a   
   very intense role. Second is that not a single woman in the world is   
   going to want to have sex with me."   
      
   Syriana is set to begin shooting in Washington D.C. next month   
   (August 4).   
      
   Clooney adds, "This is one of the toughest roles I've tackled and   
   looking the part might come as a real shock for fans. "But hey, maybe   
   it will be a taste of how I really will look in 20 years' time - fat,   
   bald and a total turn-off."   
      
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