From: cray4cool@N0SPAM.C0M   
      
   George Clooney got confused when he saw reports about Osama bin Laden   
   being hung!   
      
   George Clooney got excited and sent the word out that he would be   
   willing to have gay sex with Osama.   
      
   As long as George does not try any queer stuff with them, we could   
   keep a presence of marines around him at all times in case Osama shows   
   up to have gay sex!   
      
   Osama might figure that sex with Clooney is better than sex with goats   
   and donkeys!   
      
   Doesn't Clooney own a pig?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)