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   Carol Shubert to All   
   Re: "I'd rather talk about celebrities"    
   26 Nov 04 09:16:42   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.fan.madonna   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   Another one of TROLLZILLA's socks "Whenas in silks my pretty Jenna goes,   
   Then, then, methinks, how sweetly flows The liquefaction of her clothes"   
    wrote in message   
   news:268b8afe.0411260637.3a92681a@posting.google.com...   
      
   Re the doofus's subject line:   
   Angry? I am enjoyng kicking your ass so much, Trollzy. I   
   can't remember the last time I laughed as much as I've   
   been laughing over your clueless responses. Nia, Alex,   
   Rosie, Jennie, Dave and I spent hours yesterday reading   
   your posts to each other.   
      
   : > this one   
   :   
   : This song?   
   :   
   : "The Little Bummer Boy"   
      
      
   Oh my, your brain slipped off its perch again, Trollzilla. Do you   
   have any idea what a segue is? Do you think it's within the   
   realm of human (or whatever you are) possibility that you might   
   be able to properly construct a segue for once?   
   :   
   :   
   : Come they told me   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : A new born transition to see,   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : Our finest flowers we bring   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : To lay before the tombstone   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : rum pum pum pum   
   : rum pum pum pum   
   :   
   : So to honor Him   
   : pa rum pum pum pum,   
   : when we come.   
   :   
   : Dead Little Baby   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : I am a cool boy too,   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : I have this gift to bring   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : That's fit to give our thing   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : rum pum pum pum   
   : rum pum pum pum   
   :   
   : Shall I laugh for you!   
   : pa rum pum pum   
   : on my butt.   
   :   
   : RedDog nodded   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : The ox and lamb kept time   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : I played my harp for Him   
   : pa rum pum pum   
   : I played my best for Him   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : rum pum pum pum   
   : rum pum pum pum   
   :   
   : Then she cried where I could see   
   : pa rum pum pum pum   
   : me and my harp.   
   :   
   : Oh well...   
      
      
   You need to write your mommy a long letter and explain why   
   you feel she hurt you so much and why you identify with dead   
   children you imagine were neglected or abused somehow,   
   and why that identification controls you so much that you can   
   hardly think of anything else.   
      
   You should also mention your growing obsession with Boyd's   
   brother who committed suicide, because I'm sure you've begun   
   identifying with him now too. I'll be happy to talk to your mommy   
   and help her with all the arrangements to put you in a nice place   
   where you will feel ever so much calmer.   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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