XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.fan.madonna   
   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Hi there, Mistress over My Many Obedient Socks:"   
    wrote in message   
   news:1f9e9515.0411270332.7a8194b9@posting.google.com...   
      
   : > : > So I guess by this post you are referring to my dead brother who   
   hung   
   : > : > himself....yeah ok so what?....hahahaha......and?????? You are NOT   
   gonna   
   : > : > use my dead brother like you used Carols son for your sick games...   
   Let   
   : > : > me tell you this you sick freak someone posted to me about ways to   
   : > : > commit suicide...would you like me to post if for you??? I would be   
   more   
   : > : > than happy to....Please do us all a favor and practice what you   
   : > : > preach....BTW my brother has been dead for many years and is still   
   : > : > precious in the minds and hearts of his family....you on the other   
   hand   
   : > : > have NO ONE who gives a rats ass whether you live or die...you cant   
   hurt   
   : > : > me by posting this shit....I already KNOW he was "hanged by the   
   : > : > neck"...I dealt with it and moved on....THE END RIP Mark 11-20-56-to   
   : > : > 6-11-92   
   : > :   
   : > : Did you enjoy the Roger Miller song? :)   
   : >   
   : >   
   : > "If I Only Had a Brain"   
   :   
   : Maybe your lantern jaw wouldn't jut so much?   
   :   
   : Eeeeesh!   
      
      
   Was it your mean old mommy, or the male she left you with   
   who "fed" you stuff, who had a "jutted jaw"? Or is it you? Or   
   maybe you inherited your jutted jaw from her and pretend   
   you're Bruce Lee? Your mommy could have a jutted jaw and   
   be considered quite appealing still, like Drew Barrymore,   
   Jennifer Anniston, Reese Witherspoon, to name a few who   
   have prominent chins. But HEY DUMDUMS, what has a jaw,   
   jutted or receding, got to do with the fact that you are an   
   insufferable asshole, honey bunny?   
      
   I'm still looking for that song "If I Only Had a Clue" by the way   
   - your themesong, sweetums gal!   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)