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   Message 2,086 of 2,798   
   Carol Shubert to All   
   Re: "I refuse to be intimidated for year   
   27 Nov 04 10:27:44   
   
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   XPost: alt.fan.madonna   
   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb"  wrote in message   
   news:697-41A87E83-368@storefull-3154.bay.webtv.net...   
      
           Red Ox:   
           >>> repeating this conversation   
           >> --Red DOG, feeding at full speed ahead   
           >> [pause]...on Thanksgiving Day :D   
           >> Thanks, pawn   
           >> [giggle]   
      
           > Did you make the moon and stars, Trollzilla?   
           [desperate evasion duly noted]   
           > If you can control minds, why don't you just   
           > try   
           ..controlling yours?   
      
      
   Yes, good girl, Kristine! You get a sugar cube again! That's   
   exactly what I said, isn't it: if you can control minds, why   
   don't you try controlling your own for a change? Smart little   
   red ox gal, that's our Trollzy!   
      
           [see sig] :)   
           *snag*   
           Too bad your keepers couldn't keep you away   
           from the computer most of Thanksgiving...maybe if   
           you could have had children...yes yes? ;)   
      
      
   Are you obsessed with children because of your   
   mental age? How sad. And you have such sad,   
   weepy eyes, too. Poor Trollzilla thing.   
      
   Guess what I have, Trollzilla: a daughter! And (hold your   
   breath now - the longer the better!) - 3 grandsons! She   
   and they are nobody's business, least of all yours, you   
   pathetic psycho beechnut, but after she read a few of   
   your posts yesterday she asked me to please tell you   
   for her to 'burn in hell'. But her anger will subside soon,   
   and she'll learn to laugh at you as everyone else does.   
      
   How old are you, Kristine? We know how old you are   
   mentally (8) and emotionally (2) but how old would   
   you be in human years if you were human?   
      
           You must have been palpitating and sweating   
           and growling all day long, wanting so much to   
           enjoy Thanksgiving Day, instead of being forced to   
           bounce off the walls, feeding the very ones that you   
           vowed to never feed, feeding them at a NG that you   
           vowed to stop feeding them at.   
      
           d'OH!!   
      
   Yes, "d'oH!!" fits your mental capacity perfectly. You know,   
   if you read other things besides usenet once in awhile   
   (like BOOKS for example) you might learn to communicate   
   without mimicking back what others have said to/about you.   
      
               Self-admitted shut-in, do you pretend to your   
               non-family that you're sane, by the way? You   
               shouldn't bother. Unless they're stupid, they   
               know, Dana, they know...they're lookin' down   
               from up above.   
      
   LOL! What perfect irony, Kristine - you imply I'm the   
   crazy one by loonily parroting words which had been   
   used to describe you. Damn, girl, you're too lazy to even   
   think - you just borrow and recycle thoughts from your   
   mental superiors.   
      
   How many times did that mean friend of your mommy's   
   make you repeat what he said back to him?   
      
   So sad that your brain is shut in. But there's not that much   
   of it left, is there? You're mostly empty repetition, habitual   
   nastiness and silly blather. Ain't nobody home behind your   
   sad eyes, Kristine - you gone and giggled yourself away.   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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