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   Carol Shubert to reddogisseeingthis@yahoo.com   
   Re: The wisdom of Snoopy   
   28 Nov 04 10:45:26   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.fan.madonna, alt.usenet.kooks   
   XPost: alt.fan.coco-lee   
   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Hi there, Red Dog :"  wrote in message   
   news:1f9e9515.0411280826.69785e5f@posting.google.com...   
      
   : Red Ox charges [limps] for the sword behind the red cape:   
      
      
   And finds a tiny mouse which she steps on and squishes.   
   As it lays dying the mouse screams, "WHY DIDN'T YOU   
   JUST IGNORE ME, DAMN YOU!" Red Ox, a beautiful Jewish   
   princess in disguise, picks up the tiny little sword and   
   asks if anyone needs a toothpick.   
      
      
   : > Yes...the old flamewars dragged me down, I'll say it   
   : > again   
   :   
   : *SNAG*   
      
      
   *sad nasty and goofy* Trollzilla. (You're so proud of your   
   acronyms, aren't you?)   
      
      
   : Back to the FEEDER tap dance again, Red Ox? Love your two-song cd: (1)   
   : PLEASE IGNORE THEM and (2) I'M THROUGH RESPONDING TO THEM   
      
      
   Polly, Polly, Polly. You have parrot diarrhea today, you   
   poor thing. Too much mashed potatoes?   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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