XPost: alt.fan.madonna, alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.fan.coco-lee   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Hi there, Red Dog :"  wrote in message   
   news:1f9e9515.0411280910.2b025217@posting.google.com...   
      
   : Carpet clawing Red Ox:   
      
   ... scratched a black spot on her flotaki and found a flea.   
   The flea, which wore a tiny little t-shirt with the words   
   "SNAG" and "SPANK" on it, screamed in a teeny-tiny   
   voice: "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST IGNORE ME, DAMN   
   YOU!" And Red Ox (beautiful Jewish princess) took the   
   flea and smooshed it to a bit of Scotch tape, and tossed   
   it in the trash. As she left the room, she heard the dying   
   flea yell, "THANKS FEEDER!" And Red Ox laughed and   
   laughed...   
      
      
   : >> Red Ox charges [limps] for the sword behind the red   
   : >> cape:   
   :   
   : > "...DAMN YOU!" Red Ox   
   :   
   : [your self-snag has been duly noted...d'OH!!]   
   :   
   : *giggle*   
      
      
   Your boringly childish 're-arrange sentences that others   
   write and then say giggle' silliness duly noted. Would you   
   like to learn to play Go Fish now? How much did you pay   
   for your used Canon?   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)