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   Message 2,152 of 2,798   
   Carol Shubert to All   
   Re: (HELP the Red Ox feed us, now!!!!!)    
   28 Nov 04 16:19:36   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.madonna, alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.fan.coco-lee   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb"  wrote in message   
   news:21084-41AA4597-109@storefull-3158.bay.webtv.net...   
      
               The lonely OL' Red Ox:   
      
   ... amused Trollzilla, until Trollzilla woke up and discovered she   
   had been dreaming, and had accidentally peed on her used   
   Nikon, and that the only 'red ox' was herself, and Carol was still   
   laughing at her.   
      
           > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb"   
           >    
      
                   >>> My posts to/about Trollzilla are being   
                   >>> posted to the alt.fan.madonna newsgroup.   
      
                   >> --Red Ox, absolutely being forcSSSSSSSed   
                   >> to return to AGC, begging for help, hoping   
                   >> that she can get some willing feeders to her   
                   >> flanks, just a few hours after it promised to   
                   >> get OUT of the NG w/ its feedings...gettin'   
                   >> real 'nsecure that it's spent the day feeding   
                   >> all by its lonesome [fact]   
      
                   >> LMAO!   
      
      
                   > always saying [fact]   
      
                   *slap*   
      
      
   What a masochistic creep you are, always slapping your silly   
   self that way, you puny little dipshit coward. Why don't you   
   slap yourself with your used Nikon? Maybe that would   
   require less slaps toward achieving satisfaction, Onan dear.   
      
      
               > I don't need any help kicking your whiny butt   
               > cowardly ass, you pathetically desperate but   
               > very silly dweeb.   
      
               --Dana, super-lonely, of so hurt AND disappointed...   
               desperate 'nough to run back to AGC, begging for help,   
               after BarbG's posting kicked her OUT of the NG, just   
               yesterday :)   
      
   Ooday ooyay underandsta engishlay? At your level: Me no   
   ask for help. Me no need help. Me no want help. Me having   
   fun fun fun kick you ass all round. Me enjoy self so much.   
   Me laugh and laugh. Me tell other laughers where I post   
   now. They can read how me kick you ass and they can   
   laugh and laugh too. Me respect BarbG but disagree.   
   You no respect nobody. Not even self(ves). You have big   
   stupid fantasy you big futhermucker hahaha. But you little   
   pipsqueak coward poopoo parrot butt silly doofus. Me   
   rip you fantasy to pieces. You cry and cry and try and try   
   but me still kick you dumb butt real real bad. So now   
   you babble silly nonsense and pretend you badass ha   
   ha.   
      
   How much did you pay for the used Nikon?   
      
               You're such an Ox.   
      
   You're so laughably OCD, you pathetic buffoon. It was   
   Ellzeena who wrote at length about your being a classic   
   advanced-stage bipolar personality, wasn't it? That was   
   your latest word for everybody for a couple of days, but   
   someone must have called you an ox in the meantime,   
   Polly Parrothead. Do you ever have a truly original thought?   
   How old would you be in human years, and were you   
   really a lesbian before you became Mr Lee's identical   
   twin brother?   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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