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   Message 2,156 of 2,798   
   Carol Shubert to All   
   Re: The wisdom of Snoopy   
   28 Nov 04 16:52:30   
   
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   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb"  wrote in message   
   news:21086-41AA4C79-11@storefull-3158.bay.webtv.net...   
      
           The jutted lantern jaw of a Red Ox:   
      
   ... was merely Carol's Halloween mask she had specially made to   
   look like Trollzilla's jutted lantern head.   
      
       > I'm not ignoring you. I'm communicating.   
      
           --Red Ox, admitting it, over a year after it vowed to ignore,   
           to NOT communicate. :)   
      
           (a) d'OH!   
      
   As well you should say d'oh, because whatever you tried to   
   say, dumdums, came out as gibberish.   
      
           > Put aside the "IGNORE ME" and "FEED ME"   
      
           You need for that to happen,   
      
   Oh here you go with the telltale "NEED" word again, Trollzy.   
   You are such a slave to your disease. You see your world   
   as compulsions and needs and controls. You're the one   
   locked up in your tiny little mental mazes, sunshine - not   
   the rest of us. You're the NEEDY one.   
      
           because that scares you more than   
           anything...   
      
   What the hell -- ? Are you so dense that you think your words   
   SCARE me? What on earth do you imagine could be "scary"   
   about the drivel you spew? Please explain to me how (mostly   
   nonsensical) sentences from you could possibly have any   
   power to frighten or intimidate anybody? You think I'm scared   
   by your jokes about my dead son? By your calling me childish   
   names? By your silly pows or slaps or giggle garbage? Honey,   
   you misinterpret expressions of repulsion toward you (and   
   boredom) as some kind of 'fear'. Get it straight, Trollzy: you   
   just make people pity you, laugh at you, get bored with you, or   
   feel repulsed by you. But scared? Ha. You have no power to   
   intimidate anyone. You're a nasty little bozo living in a world   
   of sadistic and silly make believe.   
      
   You think words have the power to scare people because they   
   scare you, that's obvious. That's your problem. I think I'm   
   really beginning to get to you. That's good. Maybe you'll get   
   a little inkling about how crazy you are.   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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