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   On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 16:44:00 -0600, "Carol Shubert"   
    wrote:   
      
   >Why don't you ever post any of your old posts, Kristine, dear? Such   
   >as ...   
   >   
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   ><< From: SailorMoons_Toy@webtv.net (Tuxedo Mask)   
   >Subject: TUX YOU DIRTY DAWG!   
   >Date: 1999/11/01   
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   >ila.ila@unisonfree.net (I.L.A) wrote the following:   
   >   
   >TUX YOU DIRTY DAWG!   
   >   
   >>it just wouldn't be the same without bringing in Mr Lee.   
   >>   
   >   
   >He would probably try and clip your toenails while you weren't looking.   
   >He saves them for some strange reason. I made the mistake of throwing   
   >his *collection* away one time and he didn't speak to me for three days.   
   >   
   >>I'd much prefer a dick to pearls and rope!   
   >>   
   >   
   >Would *toys* work, instead of the "real" thing?   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   >>But, the candle wax sounds good.   
   >>   
   >   
   >Mr. Lee tried the wax thing on his own foot once, but he didn't do it   
   >right. Would you believe that he actually BOILED THE WAX in a pan...took   
   >it off the stove...and dumped about 6 OUNCES OF BOILING WAX on his left   
   >foot??!!   
   >Is that crazy, or is that crazy? We don't talk about it much anymore,   
   >but I always figured that he was taking some sort of *Mr. Lee Test*.   
   >   
   >   
   >>Btw, that's my favourite thing.   
   >>   
   >>ilana   
   >>   
   >   
   >Mine too,   
   >Tuxedo Mask (Kristine) >>   
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   ><< From: SailorMoons_Toy@webtv.net (Tuxedo Mask Is Back)   
   >Subject: Re: )I( Newbie on the group here!!! )I(   
   >Date: 1999/08/29   
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   >Hi again )l(ichelle,   
   >   
   >Thought I should tell you more about myself. I've been a fan of Madonna   
   >for about four years now and have been coming to this news group for   
   >approximately 10 months. The *regulars* can tell you that I suffer from   
   >a multiple personality disorder. My incarnations have been:   
   >   
   >'the_Fat_Bastard' (troll fighter), 'Mariah_is_WAY_better' (spy that   
   >ALMOST cleverly infiltrated the trolls), 'Stan_The_Joke_Man' and 'Mr. or   
   >Mrs'.   
   >   
   >One thing I should mention, popular belief among some of the *regulars*   
   >is that 'Mr. Lee' and I are one and the same... we are not. We are two   
   >entirely different entities. You may have read some of the   
   >nonoperational insipid responses from a band of insidious *dingle   
   >berries*, claiming that Marv and I are one and the same... that is   
   >utterly absurd. Not ONE *regular* believes this to be true, only a few   
   >uniformed digits believe in this conspiracy theory.   
   >   
   >Best wishes to you and yours,   
   >   
   >-=[ Tuxedo Mask ]=-   
      
   Geez... What a freak...   
      
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