XPost: alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.fan.madonna, alt.fan.coco-lee   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Jack Selman"  wrote in message   
   news:hoqmq0d9ehvtl81ljae1i6hlusi84en3pj@4ax.com...   
      
   : On 29 Nov 2004 18:08:33 GMT, thesniggler@aol.comeCRedCry (On Concord   
   : In Brentwood) wrote:   
   :   
   : >Dead thread, Red? :)   
   : >   
   : >   
   : >>From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
   : >>Newsgroups: alt.gossip.celebrities   
   : >   
   : >SNAG!!!!!!!!!!   
   :   
   : Far from dead, Trollzilla!  Your election campaign is heating up.   
   : Quite a k0ok out by you on Saturday, eh?  90 posts in 14 hours.  You   
   : even missed church Sunday to post 31 times in 7 hours.   
   :   
   : Carol owns you, not the other way around.  Now, how about the aol   
   : profile?   
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   : >Hell, I might have even posted   
   : >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a   
   : >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below   
   : >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all   
   : >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book.  Trollzilla   
   in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
   :   
   :   
   : >What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long.   
   Trollzilla in Message-ID:   
   <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
   :   
   : >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows   
   : >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's   
   : >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about   
   : >having a 23" penis.  Trollzilla in Message-ID:   
   <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
      
   I hope she wins. She's worked so hard and so long for the   
   recognition.   
      
   I just don't understand why she hasn't got her own FAQ by   
   now. Few k0oks could be more worthy of a detailed FAQ than   
   our Trollzilla/Kristine/Lesbian-Identical-Twin-Brother-to-   
   Herself, the Sniggler and CocoLoves and all her other   
   hundreds of aliases. One day she might even get a special   
   award named after her... the K0okzilla Enflamed Baboon Ass   
   Giggle Award, perhaps?   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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