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   Carol Shubert wrote:   
      
   > "Jack Selman"  wrote in message   
   > news:hoqmq0d9ehvtl81ljae1i6hlusi84en3pj@4ax.com...   
   >   
   > : On 29 Nov 2004 18:08:33 GMT, thesniggler@aol.comeCRedCry (On Concord   
   > : In Brentwood) wrote:   
   > :   
   > : >Dead thread, Red? :)   
   > : >   
   > : >   
   > : >>From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
   > : >>Newsgroups: alt.gossip.celebrities   
   > : >   
   > : >SNAG!!!!!!!!!!   
   > :   
   > : Far from dead, Trollzilla!  Your election campaign is heating up.   
   > : Quite a k0ok out by you on Saturday, eh?  90 posts in 14 hours.  You   
   > : even missed church Sunday to post 31 times in 7 hours.   
   > :   
   > : Carol owns you, not the other way around.  Now, how about the aol   
   > : profile?   
   > :   
   > :    
   > :   
   > : ==================================   
   > :   
   > : >Hell, I might have even posted   
   > : >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a   
   > : >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below   
   > : >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all   
   > : >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book.  Trollzilla   
   > in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
   > :   
   > :   
   > : >What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long.   
   > Trollzilla in Message-ID:   
   > <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
   > :   
   > : >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows   
   > : >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's   
   > : >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about   
   > : >having a 23" penis.  Trollzilla in Message-ID:   
   > <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
   >   
   > I hope she wins. She's worked so hard and so long for the   
   > recognition.   
   >   
   > I just don't understand why she hasn't got her own FAQ by   
   > now. Few k0oks could be more worthy of a detailed FAQ than   
   > our Trollzilla/Kristine/Lesbian-Identical-Twin-Brother-to-   
   > Herself, the Sniggler and CocoLoves and all her other   
   > hundreds of aliases. One day she might even get a special   
   > award named after her... the K0okzilla Enflamed Baboon Ass   
   > Giggle Award, perhaps?   
   >   
      
    I vote for "The Exploding Bozo-Suit with Squirrel Nut Zippers" award!   
      
   Yaaaaaaay!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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