XPost: alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.coco-lee   
   XPost: alt.fan.madonna   
   From: jackselman@127.0.0.1   
      
   On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 15:44:22 -0600, "Carol Shubert"   
    wrote:   
      
   >"Hi there, Red Dog :"  wrote in message   
   >news:1f9e9515.0411291313.759e9371@posting.google.com...   
   >   
   >: Red Ox charges a plate glass window w/ swollen sad eyes:   
   >   
   >   
   >Well, I just couldn't resist that window's sad and swollen   
   >eyes, Trollzy - it reminded me so much of you! - and it was   
   >only $398.97 on my MasterCard, so I charged it. =)   
      
   Keep it simple, Carol.  Trollzilla doesn't understand the concept of   
   credit cards.  To her, money is the welfare check that comes in the   
   mail every month.   
      
   >   
   >: >I hope she wins   
   >:   
   >: You, for being forcSSSSSSSSed to break so many of your vows? :)   
   >   
   >   
   >Who let that ugly snake in? Oh, it'SSSSSSS only you,   
   >Creepzilla. "I hope she wins" refers to you and the Kook   
   >award. Your ADD is really awful. How did you ever graduate   
   >from high school, with such poor reading skills? Or did   
   >you even graduate from kindergarten? I'll bet they expelled   
   >you from nursery school, didn't they?   
   >   
   >By the way, is English your second language? When do   
   >you plan to learn it?   
      
   She probably learned English from her invisible friend Mr. Lee.   
      
   >   
   >   
   >: >I just don't understand   
   >:   
   >: SNAG!   
   >   
   >   
   >How does it feel to be so clueless? Is there a physical   
   >pain, or just a numbness in your head?   
   >   
   >   
   >: >Few k0oks could be more worthy of a detailed FAQ than   
   >:   
   >: ...than your 8+ years of wall-bouncing, teeth-grinding and   
   >: carpet-clawing, Red Ox? :)   
   >:   
   >: *slap*   
   >: *slap*   
   >   
   >   
   >OMG!!! She finally slapped her head out of her butt! She kept   
   >slap-slapping and slap-slapping until she finally popped it   
   >out! GROSS! Stick it back, Trollzilla! Good god, woman!   
   >STICK IT BACK!   
   >   
   >   
   >: "I'm looking forward to a world without toxic morons like you where I   
   >: can   
   >: get into my writing and other artistic pursuits -- If you'd like me to   
   >: stay online another month, it's no trouble at all"   
   >:   
   >: --Bipolar Carol, wants to leave AND stay   
   >:   
   >: d'OH   
   >   
   >   
   >That's better. Whew. For a moment there I thought you were   
   >going to leave your head out where it might accidentally be   
   >seen by innocent bystanders.   
      
   See, Trollzilla has a bit of compassion for others, especially when it   
   comes to innocent bystanders.   
      
   ==================================   
      
   >Hell, I might have even posted   
   >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a   
   >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below   
   >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all   
   >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book.  Trollzilla in   
   Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
      
   >What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long. Trollzilla   
   in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
   >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows   
   >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's   
   >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about   
   >having a 23" penis.  Trollzilla in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-   
   7@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
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