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   XPost: alt.fan.madonna   
   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Jack Selman"  wrote in message   
   news:ja6nq0hmfei12e95ml4it7rnje06d13lj5@4ax.com...   
      
   : On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 15:44:22 -0600, "Carol Shubert"   
   :  wrote:   
      
   : >: *slap*   
   : >: *slap*   
   : >   
   : >   
   : >OMG!!! She finally slapped her head out of her butt! She kept   
   : >slap-slapping and slap-slapping until she finally popped it   
   : >out! GROSS! Stick it back, Trollzilla! Good god, woman!   
   : >STICK IT BACK!   
   : >   
   : >   
   : >: "I'm looking forward to a world without toxic morons like you where I   
   : >: can   
   : >: get into my writing and other artistic pursuits -- If you'd like me to   
   : >: stay online another month, it's no trouble at all"   
   : >:   
   : >: --Bipolar Carol, wants to leave AND stay   
   : >:   
   : >: d'OH   
   : >   
   : >   
   : >That's better. Whew. For a moment there I thought you were   
   : >going to leave your head out where it might accidentally be   
   : >seen by innocent bystanders.   
   :   
   : See, Trollzilla has a bit of compassion for others, especially when it   
   : comes to innocent bystanders.   
      
      
   Are you sure it wasn't just the suction created by her posterior   
   vacuum that sucked her head back up there? ... I could have   
   sworn I saw a can of root beer, a cell phone and a remote   
   control device get sucked in there before the head went back.   
   Maybe I imagined it...   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)