XPost: alt.fan.madonna, alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.gossip.celebrities   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: jackselman@127.0.0.1   
      
   On 29 Nov 2004 15:01:27 -0800, reddogisseeingthis@yahoo.com (Hi there,   
   Red Dog :) wrote:   
      
   >The jutted lantern jaw of a swollen eyed Red Ox who   
   >goes *sniffle* *sniffle* *sniffle* all day on usenet,   
   >never making any sense at all:   
   >   
   >        self-snagging   
   >   
   >YES!!!!!!!!!!!   You are!   
   >   
   >        need for         *spank*   
   >   
   >YESS!!!!  You have such a need!   
   >   
   >        such a slave   
   >        see world as compulsions and needs and controls.   
   >        locked up in tiny little mental mazes, carpet-   
   >        the NEEDY one.   
   >   
   >YES!!!!!!!!!!!! That describes you perfectly!   
   >   
   >            super-scared for over a year now,   
   >            intimidated ...always being forced   
   >   
   >YES!!!!!!!!!! You're so right about yourself, Red Ox!   
   >   
   >        Get it straight, Red Ox who goes *sniffle* *sniffle*   
   >        *sniffle* all day and never makes any sense: you just make   
   >        people pity you, laugh at you, get bored with you, or feel   
   >        repulsed by your jutted lantern jaw and your old wide   
   >        spaced red eyes.   
   >   
   >        That's your problem. I think we're really beginning to get to   
   >        you. That's good. Maybe you'll get a little inkling about how   
   >        crazy you and your broken vows always will be ... :P   
   >   
   >   
   >Give that sick sad large OLD Red Ox a tissue!   
      
   Now, that is better.  Get that foam and froth working.   
      
   Who is the 'we' you refer to?  Is your MPD acting up again?   
      
   ==================================   
      
   >Hell, I might have even posted   
   >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a   
   >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below   
   >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all   
   >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book.  Trollzilla in   
   Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
      
   >What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long. Trollzilla   
   in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
   >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows   
   >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's   
   >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about   
   >having a 23" penis.  Trollzilla in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-   
   7@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
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