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   =?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?= to Carol Shubert   
   Re: The sad eyes of the Red Ox   
   30 Nov 04 00:04:58   
   
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   Carol Shubert wrote:   
      
   > "Hi there, Red Dog :"  wrote in message   
   > news:1f9e9515.0411291442.37ead3cf@posting.google.com...   
   >   
   > : "Carol Shubert"  wrote in   
   > : message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-pQ@comcast.com>...   
   >   
   > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb"    
   > :   
   > : >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:   
   > :   
   > : > leapt out the window screaming   
   > :   
   > : You did? :)   
   >   
   > The handsome prince did, doofus. Rather than kiss your   
   > ugly lantern head. He screamed he'd rather be roadkill   
   > than kiss you, and as far as he's concerned you could go   
   > on sleeping until hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear   
   > that; you can't hear anything except the voices in your   
   > head (and they despise you even more than everyone   
   > else does).   
   >   
   > : > crying in her sleep   
   > :   
   > : You do? :D   
   >   
   > "You do crying in her sleep"?  Slap yourself again, Trollzilla.   
   > Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your   
   > nose so hard.   
   >   
   > : >> *giggle*   
   >   
   > Good girl. Now that you've giggled for me, you can stop stuffing   
   > your face with mashed potatoes, until I tell you to start again.   
   >   
   > Start again. The whole bowl this time.   
   > http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html   
   >   
      
    Hey! See if you can get 'em to stuff sweet potatoes   
   up their boody!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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