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   Message 2,210 of 2,798   
   Carol Shubert to Jack Selman   
   Re: The lantern head of Trollzilla, Welf   
   29 Nov 04 18:32:27   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.madonna, alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.fan.coco-lee   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Jack Selman"  wrote in message   
   news:2sbnq0pmd0mbbsujaeuhk19bnnjrm3jaf0@4ax.com...   
   : On 29 Nov 2004 15:01:27 -0800, reddogisseeingthis@yahoo.com (Hi there,   
   : Red Dog :) wrote:   
   :   
   : >The jutted lantern jaw of a swollen eyed Red Ox who   
   : >goes *sniffle* *sniffle* *sniffle* all day on usenet,   
   : >never making any sense at all:   
   : >   
   : >        self-snagging   
   : >   
   : >YES!!!!!!!!!!!   You are!   
   : >   
   : >        need for         *spank*   
   : >   
   : >YESS!!!!  You have such a need!   
   : >   
   : >        such a slave   
   : >        see world as compulsions and needs and controls.   
   : >        locked up in tiny little mental mazes, carpet-   
   : >        the NEEDY one.   
   : >   
   : >YES!!!!!!!!!!!! That describes you perfectly!   
   : >   
   : >            super-scared for over a year now,   
   : >            intimidated ...always being forced   
   : >   
   : >YES!!!!!!!!!! You're so right about yourself, Red Ox!   
   : >   
   : >        Get it straight, Red Ox who goes *sniffle* *sniffle*   
   : >        *sniffle* all day and never makes any sense: you just make   
   : >        people pity you, laugh at you, get bored with you, or feel   
   : >        repulsed by your jutted lantern jaw and your old wide   
   : >        spaced red eyes.   
   : >   
   : >        That's your problem. I think we're really beginning to get to   
   : >        you. That's good. Maybe you'll get a little inkling about how   
   : >        crazy you and your broken vows always will be ... :P   
   : >   
   : >   
   : >Give that sick sad large OLD Red Ox a tissue!   
   :   
   : Now, that is better.  Get that foam and froth working.   
   :   
   : Who is the 'we' you refer to?  Is your MPD acting up again?   
   :   
   : ==================================   
   :   
   : >Hell, I might have even posted   
   : >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a   
   : >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below   
   : >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all   
   : >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book.  Trollzilla   
   in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
   :   
   :   
   : >What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long.   
   Trollzilla in Message-ID:   
   <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
   :   
   : >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows   
   : >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's   
   : >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about   
   : >having a 23" penis.  Trollzilla in Message-ID:   
   <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
      
      
    Her Trolly Polly Parrot is the real out of control   
   frother. I think it might be rabid.   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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