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   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Hi there, Red Dog :"  wrote in message   
   news:1f9e9515.0411300557.4005e7a@posting.google.com...   
   : "Carol Shubert"  wrote...   
   :   
   : > "Hi there, Red Dog :"  wrote in message   
   : > news:1f9e9515.0411291442.37ead3cf@posting.google.com...   
   : >   
   : > : "Carol Shubert"  wrote in   
   : > : message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-pQ@comcast.com>...   
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   : > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb"    
   : >   
   : > : >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:   
   : >   
   : > : > leapt out the window screaming   
   : > :   
   : > : You did? :)   
   : >   
   : >   
   : > The handsome prince did   
   :   
   : Because your jutted lantern jaw caused him to "lose his woody" ???   
   :   
   : *SNAG*   
   :   
   :   
   : He screamed he'd rather be roadkill than kiss you   
   :   
   : *SLAP*   
   :   
   :   
   : As far as he's concerned you could go on sleeping until   
   : hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear that; you   
   : can't hear anything except the voices in your bipolar   
   : head (and they despise you even more than everyone else does).   
   :   
   :   
   : > : > crying in her sleep   
   : > :   
   : > : You do? :D   
   : >   
   : >   
   : > do   
   :   
   : Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your   
   : nose so hard.   
   :   
   :   
   : > : >> *giggle*   
   : >   
   : >   
   : > Good girl.   
   :   
   : POW!!   
      
      
   Look, Trollzilla's made a tiny little bozo suit for her parrot Trolly   
   Polly! How cute!   
      
   Forget the rubber tree, the ant with high hopes and Frank   
   Sinatra...   
      
           Just what makes old silly Trollzilla   
           Think she's as smart as a gorilla   
           Anyone knows Trollzill will   
           Remain a bozo until ...   
           'Cause she's a high dope, such a high dope   
           Such a high-er up, li-ar chicken-fried dope   
           So anytime like maybe now   
           Have a laugh - here's how   
           Just remember Trollzill ...   
           Oops there goes another bozo suit   
           Oops there goes another bozo suit   
           Oops there goes another bozo suit   
           POW!   
           Ker-POW!   *giggle*   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)