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   "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:   
      
   > "Carol Shubert"  wrote in message   
   news:...   
   > > "Hi there, Red Dog :"  wrote in message   
   > > news:1f9e9515.0411300557.4005e7a@posting.google.com...   
   > > : "Carol Shubert"  wrote...   
   > > :   
   > > : > "Hi there, Red Dog :"  wrote in message   
   > > : > news:1f9e9515.0411291442.37ead3cf@posting.google.com...   
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   > > : > : "Carol Shubert"  wrote in   
   > > : > : message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-pQ@comcast.com>...   
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   > > : > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb"    
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   > > : > : >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:   
   > >   
   > > : > : > leapt out the window screaming   
   > > : > :   
   > > : > : You did? :)   
   > > : >   
   > > : >   
   > > : > The handsome prince did   
   > > :   
   > > : Because your jutted lantern jaw caused him to "lose his woody" ???   
   > > :   
   > > : *SNAG*   
   > > :   
   > > :   
   > > : He screamed he'd rather be roadkill than kiss you   
   > > :   
   > > : *SLAP*   
   > > :   
   > > :   
   > > : As far as he's concerned you could go on sleeping until   
   > > : hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear that; you   
   > > : can't hear anything except the voices in your bipolar   
   > > : head (and they despise you even more than everyone else does).   
   > > :   
   > > :   
   > > : > : > crying in her sleep   
   > > : > :   
   > > : > : You do? :D   
   > > : >   
   > > : >   
   > > : > do   
   > > :   
   > > : Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your   
   > > : nose so hard.   
   > > :   
   > > :   
   > > : > : >> *giggle*   
   > > : >   
   > > : >   
   > > : > Good girl.   
   > > :   
   > > : POW!!   
   > >   
   > >   
   > > Look, Trollzilla's made a tiny little bozo suit for her parrot Trolly   
   > > Polly! How cute!   
   > >   
   > > Forget the rubber tree, the ant with high hopes and Frank   
   > > Sinatra...   
   > >   
   > >         Just what makes old silly Trollzilla   
   > >         Think she's as smart as a gorilla   
   > >         Anyone knows Trollzill will   
   > >         Remain a bozo until ...   
   > >         'Cause she's a high dope, such a high dope   
   > >         Such a high-er up, li-ar chicken-fried dope   
   > >         So anytime like maybe now   
   > >         Have a laugh - here's how   
   > >         Just remember Trollzill ...   
   > >         Oops there goes another bozo suit   
   > >         Oops there goes another bozo suit   
   > >         Oops there goes another bozo suit   
   > >         POW!   
   > >         Ker-POW!   *giggle*   
   > >   
   >   
   > <<< Drew baby, slip a shovel under the tree, for me   
   > You've been an awful smelly boy   
   > Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight   
   > Drew baby, a worm's dinner plate, black and blue   
   > They'll eat it up for you smear   
   > Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight   
   > Think of all the life you've missed   
   > Think of all the dirt that you've kissed   
   > Next year you still won't look so good   
   > If you'd sleep during another Christmas   
   > Poo poo pee poo   
   > Drew moldy, you don't wanna rot and really that's   
   > Not a lot   
   > You've been gone all year   
   > Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight   
   > Drew stinkie, there's one thing you really do need, a stick   
   > Of deodorant, p-u   
   > Drew gooey, and crumble in the casket tonight   
   > Drew baby, I'm filling your stocking with shampoo, and soap   
   > Put your "X" on the line   
   > That you can't see   
   > Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight   
   > Come and fertilize my Christmas tree   
   > With some goo that's from you, ewwww   
   > I really do live   
   > Let's see if you can live for me   
   > Poo poo pee poo   
   > Drew baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a lot of worms I don't mean   
   from a PC   
   > Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight   
   > Crumble in the casket tonight   
   > Crumble in the casket tonight >>>   
   >   
   > (a) bada-bing   
      
    You fight dirty! So, don't ask for mercy.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)