XPost: alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.fan.madonna, alt.fan.coco-lee   
   From: rainy-day-chicago@comcast.net   
      
   "Hi there, Red Dog :"  wrote in message   
   news:1f9e9515.0412010100.7ecfad97@posting.google.com...   
   : "Carol Shubert"  wrote in message   
   news:...   
   : > "Hi there, Red Dog :"  wrote in message   
   : > news:1f9e9515.0411301551.5a09260b@posting.google.com...   
   : > : "Carol Shubert"  wrote in message   
   : >  news:<5cWdnfpke4p9AzHcRVn-jA@comcast.com>...   
   : > :   
   : > : > Mind your own business.   
   : > :   
   : > : What did she do, tell you to take some of your very own *ignore them*   
   : >  'dvice? ;)   
   : > :   
   : > : (a) huh?   
   : >   
   : >   
   : > (b) Trollzilla so happy happy happy she have skirt to   
   : > hide behind! Trolly go yippee yippee and wet panties betcha!   
   : >   
   :   
   : (aa) Red Ox, super-pissied that the regs/her friends (((eyes   
   : rollin'))) have turned on her   
   :   
   : -YAY!!!   
   :   
   : [playing air guitar] :P   
      
      
   You broke a string! Never mind, that was just one of your   
   tentacles waving about, I see.   
      
   Let's put your elation through the Veritas Machine, Pookie, which   
   analyzes the probability factor relative to the dynamics at play in   
   this situation. First, the statement to be scrutinized, then the   
   percentage of probability that said statement bears a semblance   
   of truth. See if you agree with the following:   
      
   Factors in your orgasmic delight over BW/Alissa's posts   
      
   (1)  Admiration of intellect: 0%   
   (2)  Respect for bullying behavior: 22%   
   (3)  Enjoyment of song parodies and   
          other jokes about my dead child:  37%   
   (4)  Yentaism: 93%   
   (5)  Seeking your friendship: 2%   
      
   Have a nice day!   
      
   --   
   ~ Carol ~   
   I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking   
   your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't   
   go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,   
   "I'm making Carol do that." Her response:  "Red DOG... knowing   
   that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"   
      
   "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:  'O   
   Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)