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   From: jackselman@127.0.0.1   
      
   On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:11:47 -0500, Roofshadow   
    wrote:   
      
   >Jack Selman wrote:   
   >> On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 12:17:55 -0500, Roofshadow   
   >>  wrote:   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>>Jack Selman wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>>On 30 Nov 2004 14:55:58 -0800, reddogisseeingthis@yahoo.com (Hi there,   
   >>>>Red Dog :) wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>"Carol Shubert"  wailed with swollen   
   eyes...   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>>If a *pow* is   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>...Red Ox crashing her head through a rock wall :)   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>>and a *bump* is a   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>...Red Ox's jutted lantern jaw getting in the way of another door jam   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>>could a *wham* be the   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>...another non-feeder telling Red Ox that she's been plonked   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>I see you are here again for your feeding, a fat cow lowing as it   
   >>>>feeds.  I do wish you would be a more creative k0ok with your posts.   
   >>>   
   >>>Even Lady Chatterly does better than Kristine.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> Sad but true.  Did Kristine ever declare victory over the bot?   
   >   
   >Not exactly.   
   >   
   >She said she knew it was a bot all along and was just "testing" the rest   
   >of us or some other stupid thing - I can't remember.   
      
   And the reality was, she spnaked herself again.   
   ==================================   
      
   >Hell, I might have even posted   
   >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a   
   >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below   
   >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all   
   >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book.  Trollzilla in   
   Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
      
   >What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long. Trollzilla   
   in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
   >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows   
   >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's   
   >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about   
   >having a 23" penis.  Trollzilla in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-   
   7@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
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