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   Roofshadow to Carol Shubert   
   Re: Fantasy Re: "Scared to try" --Red Ox   
   02 Dec 04 14:23:20   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.fan.madonna, alt.fan.coco-lee   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: Roofshadow2004@removespamtrap.yahoo.com   
      
   Carol Shubert wrote:   
   > ; "GfbAEV"  wrote in message   
   > news:41AE12A2.B4B78370@ranunculus.org...   
   > :   
   > :   
   > : Carol Shubert wrote:   
   > :   
   > : > "Hiding from AUK:"  wrote in message   
   > : > news:1f9e9515.0412010925.13b14d4c@posting.google.com...   
   > : >   
   > : > : "Carol Shubert"  wrote...   
   > : > : > Scared to try   
   > : > :   
   > : > : [self-snag duly noted and accepted] :)   
   > : > :   
   > : > : (a) d'OH!   
   > : >   
   > : > How relieved you must be that your stupidity is not   
   > : > fatal, even at such an advanced stage.   
   > : >   
   > :   
   > :  Tertiary Stoopidity   
   > :   
   >   
   >   
   > Symptoms: licking pencils, kissing one's own arms, hiding behind   
   > clothing worn by others, rectal insertion followed by spontaneous   
   > expulsion of vegetables, inappropriate giggling, challenging others   
   > to debate on subjects (e.g. photography) not related to current   
   > discussion, drooling and asking if others are jealous of ability to   
   > drool, delusions about one's capabilities, hallucinations that others   
   > are weeping or frightened when patient is weeping or frightened.   
   > Secondary complications: slow clap, which, if not treated, may result   
   > in total gelatinous breakdown of spine and catatonia.   
   >   
   > Hail Catatonia!   
   >   
      
   You forgot about the prattling and the hyena laugh.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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